Steve [with a ph]

So who am I. Truth be told, I don't even know who I am. At the moment, I am a man searching for answers to the universe: Why are we here?, Will I ever understand women and do I want to?, and quite possibly the most perplexing question of all "Why do we continue to elect morons to run this country?. I do a lot of ranting, as can be seen in my blog above. I also have a keen interest in super-human powers and dreams.
You Are 64% Slacker
You are pretty much a slacker. Sure you may have a job or car, but only through luck and charm.
So stop slacking! (And stop turning your underwear inside out instead of washing it!) Are You a Slacker?
Your Social Anxiety Level: 84%
You have extreme social anxiety.
Your social phobia is a serious problem for you, and you definitely need help.
And while getting help may seem very scary, it's your only choice... except for hermitude! Are You Socially Anxious?
Your Life is Rated R
Your life is definitely adults only. While children accompanied by parents are welcome, they'll probably be scarred for life. What is Your Life Rated?
There's a 88% Chance That You Need Therapy
You needed a therapist many months ago. And you definitely need one now!
You've let your problems take over your life in an unhealthy way. It's time for some professional help. Do You Need Therapy?
This is bad, even for me.
You Are 82% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
Your Personality Is
Rational (NT)
You are both logical and creative. You are full of ideas.
You are so rational that you analyze everything. This drives people a little crazy!
Intelligence is important to you. You always like to be around smart people.
In fact, you're often a little short with people who don't impress you mentally.
You seem distant to some - but it's usually because you're deep in thought.
Those who understand you best are fellow Rationals.
In love, you tend to approach things with logic. You seek a compatible mate - who is also very intelligent.
At work, you tend to gravitate toward idea building careers - like programming, medicine, or academia.
With others, you are very honest and direct. People often can't take your criticism well.
As far as your looks go, you're coasting on what you were born with. You think fashion is silly.
On weekends, you spend most of your time thinking, experimenting with new ideas, or learning new things. The Three Question Personality Test
Your Deadly Sins
Sloth: 80%
Wrath: 80%
Envy: 60%
Greed: 40%
Gluttony: 20%
Pride: 20%
Lust: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 43%
You will die with your hand down your underwear, watching Star Wars. How Sinful Are You?
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||| 46%
Stability |||| 13%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 56%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 43%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||| 16%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||| 30%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||| 30%
Conflict seeking |||||| 23%
Need to dominate |||| 16%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||| 30%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 64%
Histrionic |||| 16%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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trait snapshot:paranoid tendencies, irritable, anxious, fidgety, dependent, worrying, emotionally sensitive, prone to regret, depressed, second guesses self, somewhat fragile, dislikes change, prefers organized to unpredictable, suspicious, phobic, craves attention, not a risk taker, low self control, very sensitive to criticism, unadventurous, does not make friends easily, defensive, obsessive, low self esteem
Your Brain's Pattern
Structured and organized, you have a knack for thinking clearly.
You are very logical - and you don't let your thoughts get polluted with emotions.
And while your thoughts are pretty serious, they're anything from boring.
It's minds like yours that have built the great cities of the world! What Pattern Is Your Brain?
You Are 44% Abnormal
You are at medium risk for being a psychopath. It is somewhat likely that you have no soul.
You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at medium risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is somewhat likely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at medium risk for having a social phobia. It is somewhat likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?