Muthafucking fishing. Bowling, reading, philology, decoupage, serial killers, drinking, history, weird things, conspiracy theories, rollerskating, cooking, biking, chatting .. with babes- all day, wikipedia-ing, macking bitches, playing Scrabble, shooting cans- in the backyard- like a redneck, fishing, learning, improptu drunken hiking, raising hell, catching things on fire, reaping the VIP benefits at Coop's Bar & Grill, slowly developing into that "seasoned" old hag who's always playing electronic, naked lady poker at the end of the bar.
I'd like to meet:
Anyone who isn't a douchebag. Apparently "douchebag" is subjective; people who are douchebags, never see themselves as douchebags. I will probably let you know, as soon as I find out, if you're a douchebag. Anyone who has a bitchin' mullet. Also: Anderson Cooper, Ron Livingston and Vince Vaughn. Keith Olbermann, Bill Clinton, NOLAN MOTHERFUCKIN' RYAN! Kat Von D. Lisa Lampanelli.
Music:
I'm going through a pretty big Chris Isaak stage right now- love his rockabilly stuff. blues, cocksparrer, dropkick murphys, fugazi, goldfinger, greenday, led zeppelin, social distortion, motorhead, the business, the pogues, the ramones, the specials, CCR, T-Rex, Pink Floyd, The Animals, U2, The Police, Stevie Ray Vaughn, Johnny Cash, Alice in Chains, Old Metallica, the clash, mazzy star, blue oyster cult, the kinks, ac/dc, grateful dead, al green, aerosmith, the band, allman bothers band, neil young, .38 special, alice cooper, beastie boys, soundgarden, bobby darin, stray cats, boston, chuck berry, deep purple, cream, the cramps, dion and the belmonts, dire straits, ella fitzgerald, dusty springfield, frank sinatra, garbage, elton john, guns n roses, hank williams, heart, Unwritten Law, joe walsh, hendrix, jerry lee lewis, kiss, john (cougar) mellencamp, madonna, lynyrd skynyrd, mott the hoople, van morrison, the misfits, patti smith, the pretenders, prince, r.e.m, ray charles, rasputina, sublime, rod stewart, queen, styx, the cars, the doors, the who, three dog night, zz top, elvis, etc. I love music. I'm sure I've forgotten something there.
Movies:
Memento, Swingers, Zoolander, The Breakfast Club, Pulp Fiction, Billy Madison, Dumb and Dumber, Super Troopers, 21 Grams, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Simon Birch, Pi, Frailty, Purple Rain, a cloclwork orange, alice in wonderland, anatomy of a murder, almost famous, american beauty, angus, arthur, being john malkovich, the big lebowski, blazing saddles, but i'm a cheerleader, willy wonka and the chocolate factory, clay pigeons, a christmas story, the godfather, coming to america, trading places, the devil's advocate, drop dead fred, face/off, escape from sobibor, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, fight club, forrest gump, gattaca, gentlemen prefer blondes, house on haunted hill, gilda, the graduate, half baked, metropolis, identity, the jerk, the ladie's man, the little shop of horrors, lost highway, mac and me, made, magnolia, lost in translation, the matrix, mulholland drive, naked lunch, the out of towners, novocaine, pink flamingos, old school, the pianist, anchorman, the princess bride, psycho, reefer madness, reservoir dogs, the road to wellville, rushmore, requiem for a dream, the royal tennenbaums, saw, seven, the shining, the shawshank redemption, secretary, sixteen candles, weird science, shallow hal, a simple plan, singin' in the rain, the sixth sense, supersize me, stand by me, the talented mr. ripley, to kill a mockingbird, trainspotting, the triplets of belleville, un chien andalou, vanilla sky, true romance, zoolander, white palace, welcome to the dollhouse, napoleon dynamite, the crush, the machinist, etc. This is an ever expanding list because I watch movies alot, alot.
Television:
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, BAND OF BROTHERS, History Channel, Travel Channel, Law & Order SVU, I love Lucy, Myth Busters, beavis and butthead, daria, aquateen hunger force, spongebob squarepants, the dukes of hazzard, the twilight zone, mama's family, who wants to be a millionaire, anthony bourdain: no reservations, the lucy and desi comedy hour, the wonder years, the colbert report, various cooking shows, three's company, fresh prince of belaire, full house, south park, the daily show, the man show, kenny the shark, etc.
Books:
The books that inspired most of my favorite movies. Oh, and 1984. Everyone loves 1984. The Great Gatsby. I'm a magazine reader, for now. Psychology Today, Time, Esquire,and Stuff magazines- I subscribe to. Right now, I am able to do little to no reading for pleasure. That's what you get when you're a scholar, kids. Nancy Reagan says, "Just Say No to School."
Heroes:
Mavis Beacon,Tallulah Bankhead, Nikola Tesla, Denis Leary, Conan O'Brien, Salvador Dali, Andy Warhol, Howard Hughes, Steven Colbert, Hugh Heffner, Mike Ness, Dishwater Donn, Bud the weed dealer, Pre- douche Old Man Rod Chaffin, and other cool motherfuckers/ bad asses.
