About Me
THE RULES. BASIC PRINCIPLES
God First
Contain your ego
The best outfit in your closet is your suit
Love your mother
READ, READ, READ
Shoes: Zara man, Kenneth Cole, Hugo Boss
If she gives you her number, call her once and leave a message. Only ONCE. IF SHE LIKES YOU, SHE'LL RETURN YOUR CALL. IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED
You miss 100% of the shots you do not take
Never invite a woman back to your house on the first date. even if you have the best intentions, it will come across WRONG
You do not have to be good looking but you have to be charming
There is no delicate way to tell a woman you do not like what she is wearing, SO DON'T
Suit: SARAR Store (www.sarar.com), Hugo Boss, Canali, Etro
Clothes: Zara Man, Club Monaco, Armani Emporium, Theory, Guess, French Connection, REISS, John Varvatos, Hugo Boss, G-Star Raw
Happiness like sadness is a choice
TRUST is the best aphrodisiac. A woman that trusts you will do most legal things in bed
Forget the past
Get a 401K plan
Yes, she will talk about your sexual encounter in graphic details that would make any porn star blush
White Socks: Never, I repeat NEVER
PRAY
More money on your house less money on your car
Date Rule: A good plan makes for a perfect evening, no plan makes for a quick goodbye. By the way never go dutch
Be FAITHFUL or BE SINGLE, there is no in between
Do not skimp on your shoes
There is more to music than HIP HOP
The harder you work the luckier you will get
Orchids rather than roses
Making her wait before you kiss her indicates a high EROTIC IQ
Passion is as useful as skills
How you speak says a lot about you. Be Articulate
If you want to please a woman in bed JUST ASK HER WHAT SHE LIKES OR DISLIKES, don't assume you know, chances are you don't know. Communication is key
If you have something to hide, she will find it.
Learn how to cook
Only caress a woman’s face if you really, really, really like her
Be flexible, compromise
Deep down she wants to be your love slave and super freak, she is simply waiting for you to get it out of her (see rule 14)
The CONFIDENT man gets the girl
Women are attracted to potential
Learn a word every day: Buy Word Smart and Word Smart II
Honesty is like good medicine only use as directed
Kiss the back of her neck, her lower back, her inner thighs
Gift rule: It's not How much you spend but how well you plan
Last minute gift: Tiffany
You are ruining her "AFTER GLOW" by talking. If you are not sure she has an "AFTER GLOW" see rule 28
Your socks should match your pants not your shoes
Two squirts of your cologne NOT more
Own an expensive watch. I recommend: Patek Philippe, Jaeger Lecoultre, A. Lange Sohne, Mont Blanc, Maurice Lacroix, IWC, Zenith
If you listen to a woman she will tell you everything you need to know to make her happy
Do not skimp on your suit
Never buy a fake watch
Go to the Opera at least once
Think then unzip, YES IN THAT ORDER
NO RIMS
Be single at least once for at least 1 entire year in your life
The best compliments are unexpected
NEVER take a date to a chain restaurant (Olive Garden, Red Lobster) or a restaurant with a day in its name (FRIDAY, RUBY TUESDAY)
Unless you are one of the Sopranos or a pimp a watch is the only jewelry you need
She saw her way before you did, so just glance and keep it moving, under no circumstances do you STARE and/or turn your head to look
There is no shame in scented candles-try NARS or Diptyque(Cypress)
Boxer Briefs: YES
Your goal during sex every time should be to ruin her for every man that will come after you
You should always pay
Whenever you think you have done enough foreplay add 15 minutes
Regardless of the situation a gentleman always calls the next day
The three button suit rule: You should button your Top button: Sometimes, Your Middle button: Always, Your Bottom button: NEVER
YES, you should open her door
Your house: Feng Shui
Furniture: www.BoConcept.com , www.EQ3.com
When in doubt dress up not down
Magazine Subscriptions: GQ, Esquire, Details
Never, I repeat NEVER date her friends or her sister
Give more attention to the back of her neck
Never iron your ties
The dumber the man the louder he speaks
Be kind to women you find unattractive. Trust me on this one
"How are you" is usually the best pick up line
Be kind to everyone
Refer to your waitress, waiter and customer service person by his or her name
I'm WELL not I’m GOOD
Be Polite to strangers
Get the book "legendary Abs"..Yes it is the one I have used for years
For your sheets: thread count matters, 600CT and up
Be loyal to your friends
Learn how to fight. I recommend "SYSTEMA" Russian Martial arts
Fighting should be your very last option
There is no shame in apologizing
Eye contact always
Listen more than you talk
When she's into you. Everything just flows easily. If you find yourself trying too hard something amiss
Watch your body language it conveys more than your words
Always tip your waiter/waitress, cab driver and doorman
Unless you are a billboard never wear a label across your chest
Never use the N word or any variations of it
Cologne: Chrome by Azzarro
You need a tailor
Own a pink shirt
Travel as often as you can
Education is sexy
NO TALKING AT THE URINAL
Your steak: MEDIUM WELL.
Suspenders or a belt. NOT Both
The words "stop Hatin" are cliché
Get a money clip
Workout
Unless you are rapper or an athlete never buy a four-button suit
No speedos. I REPEAT NO SPEEDOS
Be proactive
Never date a woman who passes through a door and does not hold it for the stranger behind her
You probably will never know the number of men she has been with and it's probably better that way
Loud noises doesn't necessarily mean that she is enjoying it
You are probably too old for ringbones
Never ask a woman if any part of her is real (hair, eyes, breasts, etc.) No good will come of it
Desperation is a turn-off
Ambition is a turn-on
Chances are she hates your Playstation
Intelligence minus arrogance will get you very far
Buy a massage book
She wants you to take charge and have a plan
Update your resume
You are TOO OLD for an XXXL white shirt and oversized jeans. If you are 27 and up dress your age
Never tuck in your sweater
The moment you stop having fun, do something else
Safe Sex, ALWAYS
Every day wear: A nice watch, a sense of humor and confidence
Get a mentor
Key to success: Show up, Follow up, know when to shut up
If you have 10 seconds to make a decision, think for 9 of them
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