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Ellis

I am here for Friends

About Me

I lick toilet seats if i know a fairly attractive woman, OR man had just recently used it.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Im booked solid for the rest of my life, but if i had to, bruce dickenson, willie nelson, akira toriyama, and bret & Jemain of the conchords and rhys darby.

My Blog

My life as of July 12th 2009

Pretty badass.scratch the jujitsu, and add in fresh, and saltwater fishtanks, and its pretty much identical.burt your a living piece of trash
Posted by on Sun, 12 Jul 2009 18:21:00 GMT

My life as of February Eleventh

uhh, i love dragonball. and i just moved to denver , again.whats funny is that the whole reason i got a myspace, is so i could keep in touch with mike pastucci, the first time i moved out here. from t...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Feb 2009 23:08:00 GMT

Im sorry to all of you.

so um, im writing, kind've as an apology to all of you.throughout my life, especially in the past few years, i've set a terrible example of myself, and what it means to call yourself a christian. to c...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 00:03:00 GMT

Im in a Lan Party.

right now. and im in college sweet.
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:48:00 GMT

New Poem

Let me take you to my shed I want to show you my new bed Its covered in "Deer Blood Red" Cause I like to sleep on Deer Skin
Posted by on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 22:25:00 GMT

YOU LAST BATTLE!!

I just went through all of my blogs. I've come to realize that im a fag. My old blogs were so dumb. Why the hell do you guys...my friends....let me say and do so many stupid things. Anyway I have a q...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 05:33:00 GMT

In Memorandum

Like weary boxers who have gone the distance, the combatants collide in one last explosive effort. In the years to come, a few witnessess will tell of the power of these final punches....that they cou...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 00:23:00 GMT

Thank you Joker

Oh i know , your confused,frightened,who wouldn't be?You're in a hell of a situation.   But y'know though lifes a bowl of cherries and this is the pits, always remember this, When the world is fu...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jul 2005 23:57:00 GMT