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About Me

MY SHIP CRASH LANDED ON A STRANGE PLANET AND WHILE I TRY TO REPAIR IT WITH TERRORSAUR, WASPINATOR, SCORPONOK, AND TARANTULAS, I DECIDED TO WRITE ON EVERYTHING. I AM BATTLING OPTIMUS PRIME AND HIS GANG OF ASSHOLES SO I CAN GET BACK INTO SPACE AND MAKE OUT WITH SOME INTERGALACTIC HOOKERS. ANYWAYS I HATE YOU.

My Interests

COMMANDING THE PREDACONS, FIGHTING THE MAXIMALS, BLASTING MALE MODEL, WRITING ON BITCHES' FACES, DESTROYING YOUR PUNY AUTHORITY FIGURES, CONSUMING MASS AMOUNTS OF BURRITOS(TACO BELL LOL), ACRONYMS(OMG!), AND FLIPPING PEOPLE OFF.

I'd like to meet:

YOU SO I CAN WRITE ON YOUR FACE AND EAT YOUR CAR KEYS FOR SUSTENANCE

Music:

WTF

Movies:

I THINK THEY'RE WORKING ON A BEAST WARS MOVIEMEGATRON HATES HOLLYWOOD

Television:

BEAST WARS, OPRAH, BEAST WARS TRANSMETALS

Books:

FUCK AN AUTHOR

Heroes:

THE GUY WHO INVENTED CAPSLOCK

My Blog

BUY RANDOM

MEGATRON EATS DOORKNOBS!
Posted by MEGATRON on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST