Jess

Myspace LayoutsWell wat can i say i mean from the hair 2 the feet im just 1 lovely lump of erm Jess? i drink 2 much usually, i dnt smoke, i dnt do drugs, i like sleepin most of the day i onli come out 2 find food and booze but im not reali lazy wen im out wiv me m8s i usually go a bit mad and lots of ppl give me disturbin luks and fink that poor child wat wud her parents say? Well dun probably! I've got quite a few m8s but atm i dnt c um that often coz ive left sku now so it partys and piss ups and cinema wen we meet up which is gud but it suks i cnt c um more often but hey ho ther u go! erm wel ive run out of finks 2 say and thers a beer waitin 2 b drank lol u no me!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jess
Birthday: 10th Dec
Birthplace: Wigan(pie eater!)
Current Location: in me dinin room
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5ft8ish dnt reali no
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: wtf? Blue bus i guess :s
The Shoes You Wore Today: Trainers but i dnt wear much else
Your Weakness: no short term memory and dark chocolate
Your Fears: A loaded gud
Your Perfect Pizza: Spicy Chicken wiv lots of cheeese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get gud A level results
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol or lmao or fuckin
Thoughts First Waking Up: Oh crap can i not go back 2 sleep!
Your Best Physical Feature: chin or nose
Your Bedtime: around 10.15ish but it changes dependin on day and wether i cba
Your Most Missed Memory: probably all the pist ups ive had reali want 2 remember them sumtyms!
Pepsi or Coke: Cock defo! onli wiv vodka tho!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger KIng chips are well betta but dnt reali eat at either!
Single or Group Dates: not arsed reali
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton all the way!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla usually
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: nope unless completely wankered
Do you Swear: fuck yes!
Do you Sing: yeh wen im hapi!
Do you Shower Daily: yup!
Have you Been in Love: I av around 25 wives and hubbys! of course!
Do you want to go to College: im at college!
Do you want to get Married: already am, but legally hopefully!
Do you belive in yourself: got 2 ent ya?
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope sturdy as a rok me!
Do you think you are Attractive: not reali
Are you a Health Freak: wen i want 2 b
Do you get along with your Parents: yup they take me places :D
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeh part frm the dog barkin
Do you play an Instrument: yup drums and flute!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Hell yes bout 50 tyms!
In the past month have you Smoked: yup but was rather drunk
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope part frm paracetamol:D
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no i prefer pikin ppl up at partys!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: a wat?! oh shoppin centre yeh i walk thru 1 every day!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I avnt a clue wat they are!
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ive neva eaten sushi urgh!
In the past month have you been on Stage: erm dnt fink so
In the past month have you been Dumped: never bin dumped :D
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no but i wud av 2 b rather wankered 2 do that!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: erm not intensionally
Ever been Drunk: Only every wkend 4 about the last 4 yrs!
Ever been called a Tease: yeh but onli by me mum!
Ever been Beaten up: no thank fuk
Ever Shoplifted: nope:D
How do you want to Die: reali dramatically so im in the newspaper 4 months!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: erm dunno yet summat gud
What country would you most like to Visit: Egypt!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: not assed
Favourite Hair Color: dark usually
Short or Long Hair: longish
Height: taller than me
Weight: not 2 fat not 2 skinny just nice
Best Clothing Style: black, skinny or baggy jeans not arsed
Number of Drugs I have taken: It wud b best 2 ask how many days in hosp, that was bout 50, but no illegal drugs!
Number of CDs I own: millions of the buggars
Number of Piercings: 2, 1 in each ear!
Number of Tattoos: none but il get 1 wen i stop bein a pussy
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ooooh nearly every pis up. . .
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