I have obtained total logistic control.
Shockingly, named one of 2005's Artists of the Year by nytheatre.com
Elvis (which might be tough), Stephen Colbert, Lewis Black, Craig Finn of the Hold Steady, Will Ferrell, Jon Favreau, Vince Vaughn, Drew Barrymore, George Steinbrenner, and Curt Schilling in a dark alley.
I have met:
Tim Quirk from Too Much Joy! Lifelong acheivement fulfilled at the ten year reunion show at the Knitting Factory.Tony Siragusa. He's doing some reality tv show where the re-did the barbershop right underneath my Hoboken apt. Shook his Super Bowl ring hand. He was on the team that beat my Giants. Irony kills.
Ted Lange (Isaac from the Love Boat) in my office. Didn't see THAT one coming.
Alison Pill - who told me how she gets her great reviews.
Paul Rudd in Urban Outfitters. Nice guy.
Elliott Gould in an elevator. He lost his viriginity at 21.
Courtney Love at the Bowery Ballroom at a Mooney Suzuki show. Tanked.
Principal Belding from Saved By The Bell at karaoke in LA, in Baltimore and then again in Minneapolis.
Barry Williams [aka Greg Brady] on a boat in Baltimore's inner harbor.
Anna Chlumsky [the My Girl movie] who was in 12th Night of the Living Dead's staged reading.
The Donnas at Maxwell's. Damn you Carlos!
Rosie Perez at Office Sonata, and then again at Tim.
Savion Glover, who also met my parents and then talked to Bruce Springsteen.
"Bachelor" Bob Guiney, who was kind of a jerk, in Baltimore.
Dick Valentine of the Electric Six at Maxwell's, who is one of the awesome dudes on earth.
The lead singer of Radio 4.
This awesome dude who professionally impersonates Groucho Marx
A guy who helped build & design Yoda for George LucasI also totally chickened out on talking to Elizabeth Berkeley, but I've shared a bathroom with Antonio Banderas.