I like to eat canned salmon. And chew on boxes. And climb curtains. And sit on mommy's and daddy's lap when they're pooping. And lick my butt. And poop.My boyfriend is the kitchen rug. We like to hang out.And my girlfriend is a piece of string on a stick. She likes it when I carry her around and throw her down the stairs.
Cans of salmon. Boxes. People to sit on while they're pooping.