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kyle

I am here for Friends

About Me

I like to accept gifts from transforming hobos! They turn into businessmen and then proceed to say "Am I not ..... merciful?!!!!!"Truly, sometimes I question where the world is headed, and why am I here. But then I get over it.

My Interests

any -ing word-- UPDATEEEEEEE -- I've been recently thinking about how to get grant money. Tying in with my unusual misanthropic world view - I 've decided to make deadly laser cats (see my bulletin). They will have the (human) IQ of 180 and be extremely prone to violence. Plus they'll have deadly lasers!!!!!! So my interests I guess is genetic mutations - intelligence enhancers - aggression triggers - and bio-mutating-engineering cats to have lasers for eyes / paws / ears/ whiskers/ tails. ZIP ZIP ZAP ZAP.

I'd like to meet:

sentient cyborgs from skynet. the LEADER. ron popeil

Music:

I'll listen to anything you play. Although I really like ska, punk, 80s rock, oldies, and, yes, country.

Movies:

I've been watching some kick RUMP movies like ... cannibal the musical, orgazmo, and oldboy ... elcroma ...... space balls ... starship troopers ... you know - the really intellectually stimulating ones....

Heroes:

Captain Planet. He was great.