I am thirty-one years old. I am a Gemini. I live in the Tenderloin and I love it. I have lived my entire life in California. I have never been outside the country, but I want to. I don't do drug. I smoke to much. I have a small group of friends that are my family. I suffer from social anxiety. I can appear to be distant. I can appear to be stuck-up. I am very quiet. I can at times be a total dick. In high school I was a hippie, in college I was a goth, today image is not that important to me. I drink periodically. I love it when the woman makes the first move. I think women who know what they want are sexy. I have a fetish for masks, especially old African masks. I cook a mean chicken. I can be a bit vain and I'm self-conscious about the weirdest things. I'm currently a student at NHI for massage therapy. I don't believe friendship should be conditional. I love people watching. I am in love with Ally Sheedy's character in The Breakfast Club. I do not know how to drive. Cars scare me. I am straight, but girls scare me. I love dancing to 80's new-wave music. I am a great kisser. I want to learn Latin. I hate talking on the phone. I am pretty good at the Etch-a-Sketch. I love to read. I love sleeping in and port wine. I love video games. I have a cat. I am really bad at replying to emails. I love fucked up foreign films. I am totally comfortable with my own mortality and do not fear death. I have broken hearts and have had my heart broken. I have hurt people and have been hurt. I regret nothing. I am a Taoist at heart. Breakfast food is great anytime of day. I give a killer massage. I usually wear all black, it is not because I think I am cool or rebellious or dark and gothic. It is because I am always spilling food on myself, and I never have to worry about matching clothes. I can find humor in everything, even though most the time I am laughing on the inside. I love bubble baths with lots of candles. I am always on the hunt for a good hat. I have become a completely different person over the last few years. I am really bad at grammar. I am not here to win your approval, I am not here to impress you, I am not here to gain your acceptance. I heart Netflix. Does anybody actually read these things? I can be way to honest at times. I have updated this profile far to many times. I believe life should not be taken so seriously.
Some people think I am weird, but I don't see it.
P.S.
Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!
You are The Joker
The Joker
The Clown Prince of Crime. You are a brilliant mastermind but are criminally insane. You love to joke around while accomplishing the task at hand.
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