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About Me

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people who dress in silly costumes and hand out flyers on the street as a 'serious' income, an inanimate object that ACTUALLY talks, more artists ~i think i just puked in my mouth a little... "i just want someone to lay on top of me for a while"

My Blog

mooses, meeses, mises

so me and my good friend amy went to maine, and in the northern part, in the middle of nowhere, there were moose...we were so scared driving into the campsite that i thought it would be better if we t...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 23:39:00 GMT

privates

wiener is the greatest word, almost as good as fuck. i call everything and everyone wiener, even when nothing/noone is listening. if i had my way with the dictionary-id take advantage of i...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 23:52:00 GMT

stream-of-consciousness sunday

Have you met the monster in the attic, yet? He'll suck on your neck and act fresh, because hes lacking social skills. The diabetic was on fire, and that's the way it had to be to keep the earth spinn...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 10:22:00 GMT