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PHIL (AKA PHILDOGG/PHILDEEZ)

AKA: PHILDOGG, PHILDEEZ, PHIL-MY-NUTZ, PHIL-A-CIO, DR. PHIL, UNCLE PHIL, PHIL-ER-UP, PHILDIZZLE, LAN

About Me

I LIKE FOOD AND DRINK. MY HOBBIES ARE RECYCLING, SORTING MAIL, AND HELPING THE ELDERLY. I ALSO LIKE TO RIDICULE OTHERS. I SOMETIMES MAKE PEOPLE TRIP AND FALL BY SHEER WILLPOWER. I WANT TO BE A LUCHADORE LIKE NACHO WHEN I GROW UP.

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Carolina Panther Pride

My Interests

NOTHING AT ALL/ OH AND EATING, SLEEPING, AND LAUGHING AT PEOPLE OR THINGS.

I'd like to meet:

GAZE...........

Music:

YEP

Movies:

YEAH IM IN A FEW, MOSTLY UNDERGROUND, SOME ON THE BACK WALL IN THE LOCAL VIDEO STORE. MADE A FEW HIGHLIGHT REELS ON THE ESPN.

Television:

I'M HALF OMISH (AMISH IF YOU VALUE PROPER SPELLING, WINK!) SO NOT ALLOWED BUT THAT MEANS I CAN STILL USE THE INTERNET THO CUZ OF MY REGULAR HALF.

Books:

READIN' IS FUN-DAMENTAL. THATS WHY I NEVER LEARNED CAUSE OF WORDS LIKE THAT. I LIKE PICTURES THOUGH. AS A MATTER OF FACT I DID ONCE GET KICKED OUT OF THE MALL BOOKSTORE WHEN I WAS A WEE LAD FOR CUTTING OPEN THE BLACK WRAPPER IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

Heroes:

MYSELF AND MICHAEL JORDAN, SINCE WE HAVE ALL THE SAME SKILLS...AND IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER: CARTMAN. LEBRON JAMES. KEN GRIFFEY JR.(FOR DOIN IT WITHOUT STEROIDS) MASTER SHAKE. YODA. TOURETTES GUY. THE CAROLINA TARHEELS/PANTHERS/BOBCATS/HURRICANES. MY SCHLONG. ALI G./BORAT DR. DRE. DAVE CHAPPELLE. SPIDERMAN. THE CAPS LOCK KEY. RANDAL GRAVES!!!

My Blog

INSPIRED BY MY SISTER, THE POET, "ODE TO TAINT"

WHAT PURPOSE DO YOU SERVE? WHY DO PEOPLE REFER TO YOU AS A GOOCH OR TAINT MEAT?  I JUST DONT GET IT.  WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON ANYHOW?  SOMETIMES I THINK YOU ARE A COWARD JUST HANGING...
Posted by PHIL (AKA PHILDOGG/PHILDEEZ) on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 11:38:00 PST

THIS IS APPARENTLY WHAT MYSPACE IS FOR...

...I THOUGHT I WOULD FOLLOW SUIT. TODAY I WOKE UP AT 10:30.  I DIDN'T WANT TO GET UP BUT I AM HUNGRY.  I SAT THERE FOR A MINUTE CONTEMPLATING.  I HAVE TO WORK TODAY SO THAT SUCKS, SEEIN...
Posted by PHIL (AKA PHILDOGG/PHILDEEZ) on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 08:19:00 PST

I DON'T SUPPORT......

ANYTHING AFFILIATED WITH DUKE WHATSOEVER, SO IF YOU ARE SEEING THESE IMAGES OF DOOK PLAYERS SUCH AS B.J. REDICK (NO THAT WASN'T A TYPO) OR COACH GAY POSTED BY SOME OF MY STALE FRIENDS WHO MAY PARTICIP...
Posted by PHIL (AKA PHILDOGG/PHILDEEZ) on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 09:11:00 PST

IF ONE MORE PERSON....

....SENDS ME SOME BULLSHIT SAYING MY MOM WILL DIE OR I WILL GET COLON CANCER IF I DON'T REPOST IN 30 SECONDS  I WILL PERSONALLY COME TO YOUR HOME AND MAKE YOU SHARE A NEEDLE WITH AN AIDS INFESTED...
Posted by PHIL (AKA PHILDOGG/PHILDEEZ) on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 09:28:00 PST

A POEM ABOUT MY FEELINGS...

YOU ARE A MEATGAZER!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEH, LIKE I'M SOME KINDA EMO ASS POET.  FAGS!
Posted by PHIL (AKA PHILDOGG/PHILDEEZ) on Thu, 25 May 2006 01:13:00 PST