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About Me

Hello people, hope that we are all well. Anybody that gives a flying fuck would have noticed that it had been well over a year since I had updated this section. In that period, a few things have changed, a few women have had the somewhat dubious pleasure of my company, a couple of jobs have been and gone and a hell of a lot of fantastic nights drinking have passed. Fret thee not however, because this will be continuing to an even greater extent in the future (apart from the jobs bit hopefully). Still playing football, still loving music (please check out my top friends, they are all fantastic, I promise) and still living life to the full as much as possible. As I write this, I am insanely excited about getting hold of our Leeds Festival tickets soon, and going up there in August for the best weekend of my life (again) with a group of people who, quite simply, rock. Anything else that you would like to know, just ask. I don't fucking bite.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Pele, Maradona, Ross Noble, whoever does the voice of that little fat German kid out of The Simpsons and Natalie Imbruglia. New addition. Some ladies. Im getting bored now. Ooh yeah, whoever invented Space Raiders. Not the game. The crisps. They fucking rock. This month I am mostly eating pickled onion flavour. Form an orderly queue girls please.

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