Happy bloke!
Short and fat and I don't care!
Love girlfriend, Love step-daughter, Love family, Love friends,
Love music, Love cinema, Love gadgets, Love books.
Like my job, Like my house, Like my car, Like beer, Like curries, Like Bolton Wanderers, Like kebabs, Like pubs, Like lime flavoured milkshakes (but they have to be good ones, made with real vanilla ice-cream - the expensive type - none of your Kwiksave Crap!).
Hate violence, Hate ignorance, Hate racism, Hate homophobia, Hate terrorists (and governments who prosecute evil wars and invasions - causing there to be terrorists), Hate begrudgers, liars, mean spirited people, religious zealots, hipocrites, people that try to rip me off, advertisers that take me for a gullible idiot (yes, British Gas - I mean you) - in short - any kind of tosser!
Favourite Quote: "Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining!"
Oh Yeah! And I like cheeky blaggers!
"Stay Cool! Hang Loose! And look like you know what you're doing!"
Favourite Sport: Hunting fox hunters with wolves!
