Joel

Life is so simple... Go to the University, study, leave school, get drunk and watch the Flames win. Inbetween is just more simple things, like always looking amazing, making the bed, skinny dipping, eating meat, watching Oprah, signing autographs, never failing...at anything, taking things seriously. And of course at least 6 hours of myspace surfing daily, because there is nothing more important than being really cool over the internet.Things are just easier when you join the Church of Scientology.