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About Me

My name is Punkin' Monkey and I'm the craziest monkey you'll ever meet...if you get to know me. I like girls, dogs, spiders, and punkin's of course. My love for punkin's has made me never really fit in. I'm supposed to like bananas and all. I've tried to like them, but I keep going back to pumpkins. I went to this group of social workers for help, but they just mock me and tell me how easy it would be to "let go." I make the bets punkin' pancakes ever in my whitey tighties. Somehow I became famous, now I would like to rule the world...or something like that. I also like butts.

My Interests

The punkin, It's all about the punkin.

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can help me let go of this effin' punkin fetish! I'm a monkey for Chrissakes!

Music:

Smashing Pumpkins.

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Movies:

King Kong, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, Pumpkinhead.

Television:

I love it each year when they play The Great Pumpkin. That Charlie Brown is a cool cat. Other than that, tv doesn't interest me. Not enough punkin's. I tried to watch that Gallagher guy, but watermelons just aren't the same.

Books:

How to Carve a Perfect Jackolantern by Martha Stewart, 101 Wayz to Enjoy Your Punkin', The Joy of Punkin'ing.

Heroes:

King Kong, Charlie Brown, and my biggest hero of all...The Headless Horseman. He is so brave.