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About Me

I recently moved 2600 miles across the country to a undisclosed location.
I'm a stoner at heart, but the business world doesn't like that too much, so I quit when I became a business man.
My favorite color is "GREEN". I am a published poet. I have 3 Tattoo's (one on each arm & one on my back).
I am a Purple Belt in Kenpo Karate. I was born in the YEAR OF THE DRAGON according to the Chinese Zodiac
Low 90's golfer.
I speak German. My ethnic background is German, Irish, English, & Cherokee Indian.
I love to party with friends and family. I am a Huge Cigar & Beer lover.
My dream is to be an Actor/Comedian. I am DAMN funny!!! The rest of the world just doesn't know it yet, BUT THEY WILL!!Just waiting for the day that the Government comes to their senses and legalizes that sweet bud. It will happen!!!!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ronald L. Helmick II (The II denotes Royalty)
Birthday: July 26, 1976
Birthplace: Towson , MD
Current Location: Earth
Eye Color: Hazel (That's part Green, part Brown)
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'4"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty baby!!! We are the only ones in our right mind!!
Your Heritage: GERMAN, IRISH, ENGLISH, & CHEROKEE ( I CAN DRINK !!)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown (does it matter the type??)
Your Weakness: Beer, Cigars, Cigarettes, Money, need I go on??
Your Fears: Not having enough to provide for my wife & kids
Your Perfect Pizza: without fish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make 100 Million Dollars and live to spend it.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: :-)
Thoughts First Waking Up: DAMN I've got to PISS!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: My eyes, but my face is the total package
Your Bedtime: I don't think I really get to sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: Smoking the Green naughty with my buds in the woods
Pepsi or Coke: COKE
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Single (Group dates cost to much damn money!!)
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: COFFEE and lots of it!!!!!!
Do you Smoke: Oh HELL YES!!
Do you Swear: OH FUCK YES!!!!
Do you Sing: YES, but not that well
Do you Shower Daily: YES, unless you count yesterday
Have you Been in Love: I am in LOVE with My Beautiful Wife Christie 10 years now
Do you want to go to College: Been there, and still trying to get that DAMN degree
Do you want to get Married: I am
Do you belive in yourself: HELL YES I DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Your DAMN right I am
Are you a Health Freak: not really
Do you get along with your Parents: I do now
Do you like Thunderstorms: I LOVE them especially with LIGHTENING!!!!
Do you play an Instrument: Never tried
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Definitely, Do you even have to ask
In the past month have you Smoked: More than should have according to the Surgeon General
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope, Not that I'm aware of
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Hell NO I Hate the Mall!!!! That's where my wife goes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I would love to
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Can't stand it
In the past month have you been on Stage: Not since 1992
In the past month have you been Dumped: No and I haven't been Divorced either (Thanks for asking)
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No and it would probably suck in February
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NO
Ever been Drunk: More times than there are stars in the sky
Ever been called a Tease: Not that I am aware of
Ever been Beaten up: Not that I can recall
Ever Shoplifted: What is this an interrogation????
How do you want to Die: Having SEX with my wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Ruler of "RON ISLAND"
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany (again)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color:
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5'9" is good
Weight: N/A
Best Clothing Style: Bikini
Number of Drugs I have taken: I pleade the 5th
Number of CDs I own: not sure
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: 3
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I try to live life with no regrets.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anyone!! I love meeting new people. There are plenty of folks in the world and you can never know too many. I would have loved to met Jim Morrison & Jimi Hendrix. The members of SlipKnot would be cool to meet or even Korn. I would LOVE to meet Charlize Theron!!!


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I would love to meet the infamous Gay Matt!!! Oh wait I did. Here he is chillin' with me at WBAL. You're the man Matt-Y!!!

My Blog

What Has Happened To America?????

Here is my thought for the moment.....  I am glad that so many people went out and voted this past election. I hope that the decisions made by the "ELECTORAL COLLEGE" and NOT "THE PEOPLE" don't e...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Nov 2008 20:25:00 GMT

Another published poem

Written for my beautiful daughter. It's A Miracle It's a miracle she's here after all that I've done.From all of the parties, and all of my fun.Never, did I believe I would have her today.She's a mira...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:54:00 GMT

Some more of my published poetry

I wrote this for my son after he was born. It was published approximately one year later. Hope you enjoy. I would love to hear thoughts from the audience. A Son Born To Me Who is this son that was bor...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:52:00 GMT

Some of my published poetry

I wrote this for my daughter when she was born. It was published a year later. Hope you enjoy.   A Father's Love I love to look into her deep blue eyes.I love to see her chubby smiles.I love the ...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:49:00 GMT