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Richard

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My father, the Earl, made his fortune off the railways, and tells me that I shall, too. He doesn't understand what Mumsie did: that I have the soul of a wandering poet! I want nothing of his wretched railways -- only my title and my monthly stipend.Yet even as my father calls me a "European playboy" and accuses me of a living a langurous existence, I shall proceed with my divinely-ordained mission: To protect my blueblood peers from the beasts of the press!

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Ms. Myrtleberry, bane of my existence

I am in the depths of utter despair today, for father has suspended my monthly stipend. And it's all the work of the foul Ms. Myrtleberry, father's personal secretary! I am having great difficulty co...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 07:38:00 GMT

Mr. David Chappelle and Sir Axl Rose

A mental affliction has recently befallen Mr. David Chappelle, a negro farceur, and he has retreated deep into the dark heart of the African continent. To little surprise, Henry Wigglesworth and his j...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Feb 2006 11:48:00 GMT