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Garrett !!

About Me

Hi I'm Garrett and I like funny pictures of cats with bad spelling. I am fervently ANTI-POLAR BEAR (THEY SHOULD ALL BE DESTROYED). The way I see it, all synthetic motor oils are more or less equal.

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My Blog

i don't think laughter is the best medicine

if it was, mitch hedberg probably wouldn't have done all that heroin.
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 20:32:00 GMT

President Obama wants to rid the world of nuclear weapons

I think this is just a move to manipulate the stupid, I mean yea it sounds great to say "I want to rid the world of nuclear weapons!". But come on, anyone with half a mind knows that you're more likel...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Apr 2009 15:01:00 GMT

Myspace Latino Presents....!!

 TORTILLAS!TENGO NUTRICION, CON MUY DELICIOSO!
Posted by on Sun, 18 May 2008 18:10:00 GMT

If you think your smoothie tastes "like chemicals"...

You're dumb!!!!!
Posted by on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 14:51:00 GMT

WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE EMOS?

GIVE EMO'S A BREAK YOU HJERKS
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 02:55:00 GMT