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Fat Grey Cat

Mate... You're fat and i'll throw you in the fuckin river!

About Me


C Crazy
L Loving
I Intelligent
F Funky
F Fuzzy
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Born Free... Till somebody caught me Like Cheese and Ham toasties Whatever! I'm fucking Born Free!Live free.. Tax Man Fucking Hates me! I just Shagged your Julie! Whatever I fucking Live Free!Drink Tea... I just ate your baby They all fucking hate me Whatever! I'll always Drink Tea!I AM A FUCKING STAR! ToolsForMySpace.com ToolsForMySpace.com ToolsForMySpace.com ToolsForMySpace.com
You Are Absinthe
You are a sloppy drunk, purposely so
If drinking doesn't make you feel crazy, it's not any fun
Truth be told, you tend to prefer drugs to drinking
But you'd never pass up any absinthe that came your way! What Alcoholic Drink Are You?Gummy Bear Dance

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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Desert Eagle .50
Your Favorite Target: Europeans
Your Kill Count: 932,748,280
Your Battle Cry: "Enlarge your penis with this ALL-NATURAL PILL!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 15
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $235,806,328,911,220
Your Homocidal Insanity Level: 89%

My Interests

Lots of things. Don't normally dislike stuff unless it's something gash like JUMPING OUT OF A PLANE THAT'S WORKING AND IS GOING TO LAND IN 10 MINUTES!! How daft is that??

I'd like to meet:

People... Humans that is. Female. with boobs n stuff. the first man who milked a cow ... just to ask what he thought he was doing and why? Jesus Me (so I can give myself a slpping!) Beavis, Butthead, a fish cheese
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Michael J. Cox What's Your Porn Star Name?
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Cliff
Birthday: 15th July
Birthplace: Kingston-upon-Thames
Current Location: Mayfield, Staffs
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Baldy MOFO
Height: 6' 1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: R
Your Heritage: All over
The Shoes You Wore Today: My blue Roo's
Your Weakness: Tea
Your Fears: Dying Alone
Your Perfect Pizza: all mine!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Score
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: w00t!
Thoughts First Waking Up: gimme a smoke
Your Best Physical Feature: my baldy swede
Your Bedtime: 2-3 am
Your Most Missed Memory: Granny Dot
Pepsi or Coke: Tesco's Kick
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK except for the price
Single or Group Dates: whatever
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: real tea fuck your instant shit
Chocolate or Vanilla: Choc
Cappuccino or Coffee: CRAPPUCINO... I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO
Do you Smoke: does a bear shit in the wood
Do you Swear: fucked if i know
Do you Sing: VERY FUCKING BADLY
Do you Shower Daily: no i got a bath... can't beat a good soak
Have you Been in Love: every day of my life
Do you want to go to College: been there done that
Do you want to get Married: yeah
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: sorta
Are you a Health Freak: NFW
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah i do now
Do you like Thunderstorms: love 'em
Do you play an Instrument: guitar badly
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: oh yeah
In the past month have you Smoked: oh yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: can't afford ... lol
In the past month have you gone on a Date: na
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: na... hate them
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: wtf
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: wtf
In the past month have you been on Stage: sweeping the cunt
In the past month have you been Dumped: na
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: only in the bath
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: na
Ever been Drunk: depends what u mean by drunk... if you mean waking up face down in a gutter, covered in my own puke then, yeah, daily
Ever been called a Tease: i highly doubt it
Ever been Beaten up: yeah
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: quick
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: older
What country would you most like to Visit: Oz
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont matter
Favourite Hair Color: dont matter
Short or Long Hair: dont matter
Height: dont matter
Weight: dont matter
Best Clothing Style: dont matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: not enough
Number of CDs I own: fucking thousands
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 1 not going to see my granma before she died

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Music:

Wolfmother, Metallica, AC/DC, Iron Maiden, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, James Blunt, Nine Inch Nails, Sepultura, Goldie Looking Chain, Beastie Boys, Joy Division, Prong, Proper Dj's that can scratch ... Jazzy Jay, Red Alert, Bam, Kool Herc, Marley Marl, 80's Hip Hop... I FUCKING HATE R&B!!!

Movies:

Films that make you go..."Hmmmm.. I wonder?" Tarantino. Soppy films... Bambi makes me cry. Six films. 2 Trilogies. (Every one hates George!) Sci Fi Sammy Jane's Hardcore Harem

Television:

Channel Hopper extraordinaire. News History Channel. Racing n Cars.A necessary evil

Books:

Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams

Heroes:

My Dad My Mum Cornholio Cornholio Cornholio Cornholio Cornholio

My Blog

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Photobucket Album...
Posted by Fat Grey Cat on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 02:28:00 PST

The Manifold Valley

Went for a walk along the Manifold Valley today. What do you think of the photos?
Posted by Fat Grey Cat on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 01:19:00 PST

Gemma

Well, Well, Well, Gemma is actually talking to me again. How cool is that!
Posted by Fat Grey Cat on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 01:31:00 PST

Day off!

Just enjoying a day off... what have i acheived today? Not a lot really, just looking up some old m8s and watching dvds... Life is Soooooo hard... NOT
Posted by Fat Grey Cat on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 03:35:00 PST

Christmas My Arse!

Ode to NatWest Bank:   Christmas is Coming Bank Manager Getting Fat Please Bomb NatWest The Bunch Of Fucking Twats They've Taken All My Money Now What Am I To Do? All I've Got To Eat This Christm...
Posted by Fat Grey Cat on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 02:46:00 PST

Arse biscuit

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you have a crush on me?5. Would you kiss me?6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.7. Describe me in one word.8. What wa...
Posted by Fat Grey Cat on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 01:33:00 PST

Fucking nightmare!!!!

today has been a fucking nightmare!one of 'em has been on my caes since he got back from the farm. i didn't pick him up late so but i get all his shit. he refuses to direct his anger at whom it is dir...
Posted by Fat Grey Cat on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 03:56:00 PST

TWAT

TWAT some twat didn't tell me my shift had changed. So i got up to do an early and I'm on a late. TWAT...
Posted by Fat Grey Cat on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 01:16:00 PST

biddley bong

cnutbox!   Just having a day off to catch up wiv all me shit. never knew washing could be sooo much fun ... AND it ainti Should be getting on with decorating but i really can't be arsed cos i'd h...
Posted by Fat Grey Cat on Wed, 31 May 2006 08:31:00 PST

New Job

Started my new job 2 day WOOT. Dunno how its gonna work out .Dont seem as hectic as the last place so it should be fun. Lets just see how it goes,hey?Payday is gong to be later than i'm used to ... oh...
Posted by Fat Grey Cat on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 03:59:00 PST