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Master Cadillacness

Donny, shut the f#@k up! You're out of your element!

About Me

Well hello folks. I am 22 years of age and I just graduated from Texas Tech University with a degree in lots of debt. I reside in the sometimes awesome, often sucky city of Lubbock where I spend my nights either bartending or visiting other bartenders. Yeah I kick ass. I am very much into art and music and anything that has to do with the two. It's what makes life interesting. I was voted sexiest man of the year seven years in a row (the first two years, I got disqualified because I was a minor, and the last five I just turned down because it's really not a fair competition; I mean look at me... Greek God anyone?) Everyone tends to wish that they were me, and I'm sorry to tell you that no matter how many times your mom said you could be anything you wanted growing up, this shit is just unobtainable. Sweet. But what is all this awesomeness good for without a trusty side kick? That's where my way kick ass dog Dime comes in. He is a people eating Rottweiler that is named after none other than the greatest guitar player of all time (R.I.P.) and he keeps my days entertaining so look out. I made this layout with help from pYzam , Look at these other Layouts!

My Interests

I am interested in lots of different things. I really like biting, but we'll get into that later. Anything to do with music or art really catch my interest. I am a huge advocate of tattoos, which is my favorite genre of art, and I am actually an aspiring tattoo artist in my spare time. I've got myself one or two and plan on a whole lot more. Sorry mom.
You Are 56% Evil
You are evil, but you haven't yet mastered the dark side.
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I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet me if I were to have a long lost clone and or identicle twin, which then wouldn't be me but at least would look like me, and then do shots with myself until I would bet me to, quote, "take off all my clothes off", and run down the street naked. Yeah. I would be fun. Go me. I would also like to meet Zach Morris, only the coolest guy ever besides me. Good effort buddy, but the whole freezing time thing and the making out with the Kelley Kapowski couldn't even get you up to my level. High five anyone? Sweet. I really would like to meet Stephen Segal. We would hang out at bars and maybe some malls where I would pick fights and then Stephen Segal would cause heads to roll, fly, bounce... whatever. Stephen Segal is the best martial artist of all time. Don't talk shit on the Dali Lama.Your results:
You are Superman Superman 85% Hulk 75% The Flash 65% Iron Man 65% Green Lantern 60% Spider-Man 55% Supergirl 53% Robin 50% Catwoman 50% Batman 40% Wonder Woman 38% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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Joey Big-Lips
People Iced: Thirty One
Car Bombs Planted: Eleven
Favorite Weapon Stilletto
Arms Broken: Eighteen
Eyes Gouged: Three
Tongues Cut Off: Six
Biggest Enemy: Garbage Pete
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Music:

Anything that sounds good. I could go on for days in this area so I'll just name some of my favorites: CLUTCH, Slipknot, Led Zepplin, Pantera, The Streets, Halestorm, that nigga named Luda, Insane Clown Posse (yeah I said it), Mastadon, Zack Wylde, Elvis, ZZ Top, K Fed... wait, Tupac, Snot, The Mars Volta, Hank Jr. and Hank III, Deftones, Devil Driver, Hatebreed, Killswitch Engage, Hed p.e., etc...on and on and on. If you can't tell, I listen to pretty much any area of music and love it.

What kind of muscle car are you?


1972 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 454
You are a 1972 Chevrolet Chevelle SS 454. You car has a huge ass engine....and thats all you care about! You know you can whoop on anyone at the dragstrip...and you love it! You really don't care about gas mileage...but you sure do go to the gas station alot!
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Movies:

My favorite movies have to be Fight Club, Gladiator, Braveheart (even though Mel Gibson is fucking psycho), The Devil's Rejects, and anything to do with zombies or vampires. I'm a huge horror fan. I also really enjoy Half Baked, Tombstone, and so many others.

Television:

When it comes to TV shows it doesn't get any better than the Shield. I also really like Dexter, Masters of Horror, The Sapranos, Family Guy, ER, the Food Network, and any educational channel. I'm freakin addicted to Scrubs as well.
You scored as Freddy Krueger. You are Freddy Krueger. You are evil, but enjoy having fun. Sure you made some bad choices in life, causing some parents to attack you, and burn you alive. But hey, you have even more fun now than you did then! You prefer waiting for your victims to fall asleep, so you can have fun with them in your world. But if they pull you out, you dont let that stop your fun!

Freddy Krueger


50%

Hannibal Lecter


50%

Jason Voorhees


45%

Leatherface


45%

Pinhead


45%

Candyman


35%

Captain Spaulding


35%

Jigsaw


30%

Buffalo Bill


10%

Michael Myers


5%
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Books:

My favorite books include Lord of the Flies, Under and Alone, A Clockwork Orange, and Friday Night Lights. I really enjoy true crime books the most.
Name: Brian Michael Thompson
Birthdate: 5/15/84
Birthplace: Plainview
Current Location: Lubbock
Eye Color: blue, green, yellow
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 210
Piercings: 2
Tatoos: several
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: everywhere
Overused Phraze: Sweet
FAVORITES
Food: bloody ass steak
Candy: gummie worms
Number: 1 baby!
Color: black
Animal: dog
Drink: I do have a problem, yes
Alcohol Drink: I'm on a cape cod kick right now and shots are always great
Bagel: onion w/ cream cheese
Letter: A for awesome
Body Part on Opposite sex: vagina aka the cash and prizes
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke with booze, pepsi on its own
McDonalds or BurgerKing: the King
Strawberry or Watermelon: watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea: sweet tea
Chocolate or Vanilla chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot chocolate
Kiss or Hug: sloppy make out session
Dog or Cat: dog
Rap or Punk: punk rap
Summer or Winter: winter but barely
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: scary movies
Love or Money: the big L
YOUR...
Bedtime: whenever I pass out... usually around 5 or 6 in the am
Most Missed Memory: not having to pay bills
Best phyiscal feature: MY ASS oh and you know it
First Thought Waking Up: Somebody turn that fucking sun out! Oh, and I wish this ckick next to me would go make me a sammich. Mmmm sammich.
Goal for this year: To maintain a high level of awesomeness while not making everyone around me inevitably jealous... you know of my delectible ass
Best Friends: Shea
Weakness: a good romance novel
Fears: clowns... creepy bastards
Heritage: Abominablyferociousassinians
Longest relationship: I've had my dog for a little while
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: HA!
Ever Smoked: Oh from time to time
Ever been Drunk: I try to give my buddy Drunk a visit every now and then.
Ever been beaten up: no
Ever beaten someone up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yeah when I was like 12
Ever Skinny Dipped: yep
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: all over
Been Dumped Lately: nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: wait, women have faces?
Favorite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long: long
Height: so long as your not taller than me
Style: original. mix and match, that's what I do
Looks or Personality: better have a sense of humor to be around me
Hot or Cute cute seems a little more comforting. I like cute. plus I'm the hot one in the relationship
Drugs and Alcohol: just don't let it get out of hand
Muscular or Really Skinny: ewwww muscular?
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: why
What country do you want to Visit: Spain
How do you want to Die: bear wrestling... naked
Been to the Mall Lately: only for Christmas shopping
Do you like Thunderstorms: definitely
Get along with your Parents: yeah, but they think I don't see them enough and that's probably true
Health Freak: lol
Do you think your Attractive: My ass is like that guy in highschool that beats up people, starts at quarterback, gets good grades, and bangs the head cheerleader... yeah
Believe in Yourself: to fly... of course
Want to go to College: already finished
Do you Smoke: I know I need to quit... but it's so good
Do you Drink: Really?
Shower Daily: herbal escence bitches
Been in Love: sadly yes
Do you Sing: like an angel... that drinks and smokes too much
Want to get Married: by and Elvis impersonating priest in Vegas
Do you want Children: hey my lawn's gonna need to be mowed sooner or later
Have your future kids names planned out: Get Me A Beer Thompson and Your Mother Doesn't Love You Thompson III
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Who is this survey for again? Oh and this chick still needs to make me a fucking sammich!
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Heroes:

My hero is definitely Bill Cosby. He intoduced us to the most awesomestest sweaters and Jello wrestling. There's also this little known guy named Batman. What's up?.. width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..