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Andymania!

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

Never was good at describing me. I'm a quarter-century old (or 3 quarter-centuries young) and old school on MySpace. Seriously, I think I was number 208,145 on here. I'm open-minded (sometimes to the point that it gets me in trouble), thoughtful, funny (or is that just people laughing AT me?) and so out-going you'd never think that I'm actually just shy and in denial of it. Whether I mean to or not, I tend to leave an impression on people- not always a good thing. I'm also a helpless/hopeless romantic and I love showing and telling women how beautiful they really are. I'm also a very patient person, but not when it comes to assholes, so if you fall into the A-hole category, I've got a rubber band, a tube sock and a road flare- that means I'll beat you up MacGuyver style! I really hate people that judge others quickly or make them feel ugly or like less of a person since my favorite pasttime is convincing people otherwise. I always wanted to be a hero as a kid, so I try to do that one person at a time when the opportunity arises. It's been a long time since I updated all of this since life has carried on and taken me with it. I'll be better about that though- promise.

My Interests

Forget religion- Music will save your soul! Movies, cartoons, anime, bad jokes and other absurdly funny stuff, making people laugh, working with my hands, taijutsu, robots, sharp things, throwing the best party I possibly can (wanna come?), and making someone's day (I know it's corny, but somebody's gotta do it).

I'd like to meet:

All of my grandparents when they were my age. And I'd like to get trapped on an elevator with Uma Thurman and Rosario Dawson- just to talk, I swear! Then there's Robert Frost, Bill Cosby, Gallagher, Margaret Cho, George Carlin, Mark Twain, Red Skelton, The Marx Brothers - more later!

Music:

Anything with a beat! I like dancing too, but the only kind of music that I really don't like is the kind that just doesn't seem to go anywhere, you know? So yeah, I think lots of music sounds good, but that doesn't mean that lots of music doesn't suck.

Movies:

Wow- I've seen a lot of those. PCU, As Good As It Gets, Amelie, Short Cirucuit, Labyrinth, Dark Crystal, Dune, Dodgeball, Three Amigos, The Mummy, Rock 'n' Roll High School Forever, The Fifth Element, Big Fish, The Monster Squad, Flight of Dragons, Star Wars', Indiana Jones', Scary Movie, James Bond, The Last Starfighter, Wolf, Bedknobs and Broomsticks(Disney fights Nazis!), more later... ANIME: Gungrave, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, One Piece, Rahxephon, Vampire Hunter D, Lensman, Robot Carnival, Bakuretsu Hunters, FLCL, Berserk, more later...

Television:

ADULT SWIM! NO KIDS ALLOWED IN THE POOL! I watch a lot of stuff on Cartoon Network but in particular, Justice League, Megas XLR ('Cause chicks dig giant robots!) SOME of the anime they put on,(I hate dubs) Venture Brothers, Harvey Birdman, FAMILY GUY!!!!! Sealab 2021, I also watch Comedy Central (Anybody else love Drawn Together?) That's all I really watch on TV- I don't like TV that much and I REALLY HATE stupid commercials.

Books:

I used to read DragonLance novels almost religiously. From the Teeth of Angels was a good one, the Dune series, Manga books, Various Comics, and the occasional random novel. Geez I gotta read more. I highly recommend House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski (He's Poe's brother! She did an album about the same thing! Veritus Coolus!)

Heroes:

My parents, sister and extended family, some really good teachers that I've had in the past, Gary Larson(Far Side), Jim Davis(Garfield), Spiderman, my superhero modernchris (find him on myspace!) MacGyver (dude can kill you with lemon!) and Jesus- not because of the "lord and savior" perception that gets drilled into people's heads, but because just as a human being he was was amazing. Besides all of that, heroes can be found anywhere- teachers, firefighters, police, (yeah I said police!), EMT's, nurses, doctors, social workers...the list goes on and on.

My Blog

SPIDERMAN IS NOT GAY!

Why the hell do people whisper at work? Sorry, I'll get to what I was really going to say in a minute, but for right now I just gotta say that it's one thing when somebody's talking about you at your ...
Posted by Andymania! on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:51:00 PST

I think I've figured it out.

After watching Shakira's video "My Hips Don't Lie", (and they do because that shit can't be real), I have come to the conclusion that Shakira is actually not one woman, but three. Oh no, it's tru...
Posted by Andymania! on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 10:49:00 PST

Did that. Next?

I quit the Ramada. Fuck that place. Well, actually the place wasn't so bad and the people I worked with I really liked- after a while they became the reason why I would come in-  but when you're ...
Posted by Andymania! on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 11:07:00 PST

Feels like quicksand

Holy crap this job can't end soon enough. It's 11PM and my shift should be ending right now, handing over the rest of the stuff to the night guy that comes in at 10. Well the night guy called in sick ...
Posted by Andymania! on Tue, 23 May 2006 08:17:00 PST

Dammit

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!I can't say it out loud so I gotta type it here. grrrrrrrrrr.......   holy shit this place sounds so fake. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!I can't say it o...
Posted by Andymania! on Sun, 14 May 2006 04:35:00 PST

WHERE THE HELL HAVE I BEEN?

I have been away from this for a while now. This I know. I've been working harder and longer than God intended anyone to and I actually left work last night out of sheer exhaustion. But if I hold out ...
Posted by Andymania! on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 11:30:00 PST

The pain! Gaaaahhh!!!!

My body is trying to digest a grenade. It's very painful and must be handled carefully or I will go boom. Apes-a-crappin'.  
Posted by Andymania! on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 12:14:00 PST

Novacaine

Ever notice how so many people's general info ends with "...and hanging out relaxing with my friends" . How many people actually relax with their friends though? Sure you're not thinking about work, o...
Posted by Andymania! on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 06:24:00 PST

What I Need - Part 1

So what do I need right now? I've got a job in field that I want to excel in. It pays the bills so that I can keep living like I am. I have insurance in case shit happens. I have an apartment that I ...
Posted by Andymania! on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 07:43:00 PST

J O B !

I gots da J-O-B!
Posted by Andymania! on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 01:16:00 PST