nicole (cynicism with a smile)

About Me

English is my second language.
My parents taught me sarcasm when I was a baby.
I like dangly earrings.
I don't wear gold.
I'm kind of allergic to the sun.
I love me some Jesus.
I always always always have lip gloss on.
My favorite ice cream is Haagen Dazs White Chocolate Raspberry Truffle.
Second is Pineapple-Coconut.
90% of my clothes are from Old Navy.
I have never paid more than $20 for a pair of shoes (except for when I was in a wedding).
You can be really mean to me and as long as it's funny, I won't be offended.
I hate it when I have a cold drink and the glass sweats, so I always use a coaster.
I hate it when I miss a few minutes of a movie that I haven't seen before.
Two of the best feelings in the world are: freshly washed hair and just-brushed teeth.
I secretly don't despise country music. (I blame Danae.)
I never, ever listen to weather forecasts. Ever.
I don't trust people who never admit that they're wrong.
Or people that can't say "I don't know."
I love inside jokes.
'Cat people' freak me out. You know the ones.
I had a cat for a minute. His name was Joey. It didn't work out.
I want one of these toasters.
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I could live here forever.
I scored a 84% on the "How Washington are you" Quizie! What about you?
N Neglected
I Important
C Colorful
O Overwhelming
L Lively
E Emotional
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Music:

The Weepies, Jason Mraz, Lifehouse, John Mayer, Anna Nalick, Switchfoot, Sanctus Real, Chris Tomlin, Jars of Clay, Keane, Howie Day, Phil Wickham, Derek Webb, Feeder, Jack's Mannequin, Nada Surf, Audioslave, Citizen Cope, Hot Hot Heat, Mozella, Shout Out Louds, Jimmy Eat World, The Wreckers, Starfield, Jack johnson, The Classic Crime, Leeland, Jason Mraz, Mat Kearney, The Wedding, Discover America, Relient K, The Afters, Starflyer 59, RunKidRun, Seven Places, David Crowder Band, Rock 'n' Roll Worship Circus, Thousand Foot Krutch, Andrew Peterson, Sixpence None The Richer, Foo Fighters, Jeremy Camp, Five O'Clock People, Sam Phillips, Bleach, Leona Naess, Jill Phillips, Plumb, Bethany Dillon, MuteMath, Travis, The Get Up Kids, Rock 'n' Roll Soldiers, 22-20's, Story of the Year, Norah Jones, the list never ends...

Movies:

Never Been Kissed, Zoolander, America's Sweethearts, Office Space, The Shawshank Redemption, Ocean's Eleven, Ocean's Twelve, Crash, Hitch, The Italian Job, Meet the Parents, Meet the Fockers, Be Cool, Mystery Men, 50 First Dates, 13 Going On 30, The Princess Bride, Without A Paddle, Bruce Almighty, Matchstick Men, Runaway Jury, The Sweetest Thing, The Whole Nine Yards, The Whole Ten Yards, The Devil Wears Prada, The Breakup, Thank You For Smoking, Inside Man, Nacho Libre, Stranger Than Fiction, Little Miss Sunshine...

Television:

Arrested Developement, How I Met Your Mother, The Office, Gilmore Girls, One Tree Hill (my guilty pleasure), Friends

Books:

The Bible: Blue like Jazz: Donald Miller; a Generous Orthodoxy: Brian McLaren; Peace Like a River: Lief Enger; The Witch of Blackbird Pond: Elizabeth George; The Radical Reformission, Confessions of a Reformission Rev.: Mark Driscoll; Provocative Faith, The Christian Culture Survival Guide, What You Didn't Learn From Your Parents About Money, What You Didn't Learn From Your Parents About Sex, What You Didn't Learn From Your Parents About Christianity, What You Didn't Learn From Your Parents About Politics : Matthew Paul Turner; Messy Spirituality: Michael Yaconelli; Traveling Mercies: Anne Lamott;

Heroes:

Jesus and my dad ..

My Blog

irony

if you don't want me to think that people always lie tell me the truth if you don't want me to think that people will leave me stay if you don't want me ...
Posted by nicole (cynicism with a smile) on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 07:23:00 PST

hypocritical me

Don't tell me you love me. Don't say you'll always be there. Don't say you care about me more than anyone. I'll call bullshit on you right now. But I don't think you're lying. I believe you belie...
Posted by nicole (cynicism with a smile) on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 07:29:00 PST

Unfocused and Uncensored

It's official. I'm jaded. I know. Shocking. I'm starting to hate myself for being this way. Random clips from the last few weeks of my life: I will never ever ever trust another human being more than ...
Posted by nicole (cynicism with a smile) on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 02:43:00 PST

Warning?

This is a warning: I want to start blogging more. I journal frequently, but I want to grow the blog, too. I don't know how long it will last, but we'll see. I hope I don't get annoying, but if I do, j...
Posted by nicole (cynicism with a smile) on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:36:00 PST

people

People aren't as mysterious as they think they are. We are more predictable than we like to believe. And most of us are a lot more desperate than we would ever admit. I'm absolutely amazed that God ge...
Posted by nicole (cynicism with a smile) on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 03:11:00 PST

you don't have to be rich, just smart

IKEA's slogan applies to guys, too. You don't have to be rich. You don't have to have a perfect body. You don't have to spend a lot of money. Open doors for me. Make me laugh. Tell me I'm beautiful. K...
Posted by nicole (cynicism with a smile) on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:29:00 PST

.my.stupid.mouth.

I'm such an incredible bitch sometimes. Once the words fly out of my mouth, it usually only takes about 1.5 seconds for me to realize that whatever I just said, I probably shouldn't have said it....
Posted by nicole (cynicism with a smile) on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:45:00 PST

why she's a bff

One of my best friends got married today.I 'deejayed' at the reception.During the father/daughter dance (Butterfly Kisses) I had my meltdown.I hate crying in front of people.But I can't watch a father...
Posted by nicole (cynicism with a smile) on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 02:49:00 PST

Jesus won't leave me alone

God is a lot bigger than I can ever understand. The foolishness of God is wiser than me. The weakness of God is stronger than me. I'm not in charge. I'm not always right. People are fooled easily. No ...
Posted by nicole (cynicism with a smile) on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 11:49:00 PST

I can check again, but I'm pretty sure I'm not a man

So today I get off of work at Starbucks and I'm at the register getting a drink and a man came up behind me and was asking for the key to the bathroom.So I grab it off the counter and hand it to him. ...
Posted by nicole (cynicism with a smile) on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 02:51:00 PST