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So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

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I'd like to meet:

frank, dean, & sammy

My Blog

CNN needs a fact toter.

Monday's attack marks the sixth incident in which a service member was killed by a fellow service member since the launch of Operation Iraqi Freedom, the March 2003 invasion of Iraq.In March 2003, Cap...
Posted by on Tue, 12 May 2009 00:20:00 GMT

Patriotism, not vice

Leave me alone, can't you see I'm trying to save the country. While you possibly watched the Olympics enjoying a Budweiser and charged it to your Citibank Visa card. I went out and bought American. Wi...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 06:00:00 GMT

The brewing shit storm

It's hard for me to be sympathetic to America's frustration with the price of oil.  It's like hearing a rich kid complain that he can't afford heroin.  Even when you tell him the habit is gr...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 14:28:00 GMT

Holy Water

(not my writing)  Georgia was enduring its worst draught in a century, and it had already asked President Bush and the Supreme Court for relief.  So on Nov. 13, Republican Governor Sonny Pu...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 07:17:00 GMT

fame and fortune

    I was in a bathroom in Hollywood when Tom Arnold walked in and used the urinal next to me.  Tom Arnold, yeah True Lies, Roseanne.  His bodyguard said "Tom we need to ...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 09:24:00 GMT

define boycott?

It's May again and time for the "Don't Buy Gas on May 15th" chain emails.  I've shortened them and also disproved their effectiveness.  If you haven't received this chain yet&just wait, it's...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 23:18:00 GMT

waiting

I showed the two women to their table and placed the menus in front of them.  It was lunch time and the restaurant was fairly slow.  Before I could ask for their drink order the older o...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 18:32:00 GMT

waxing nostalgic

"CUP YOUR FRICKIN' HANDS TRAINEE!!!"  I knew this was directed at me since the person yelling it was about four inches from my ear.  But I didn't know what it meant.  These were the fir...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 21:10:00 GMT

In the Closet

(this is transcribed from Dick Feagler.  It has no agenda behind it, just read it.)   When I was in high school the words were fairy and fruit.  Occasionally you'd hear the word queer, ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 19:55:00 GMT

Saved to Death

(hey constant reader, lately i've been busy so i decided to transcribe this piece from Dick Feagler.  He is a Cleveland Writer and one of my favorites.)    The other day...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 18:55:00 GMT