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About Me

I'm what you might call a bit of a smartass. I have a witty comeback for anything and I'm very rarely wrong, or at least i'll never admit that I'm wrong. I watch to many movies and way to much TV. You could probably guess what my favorite movie of all time is, and if you can't your probably to dumb for me to talk to. I have a very dark sense of humor, almost nothing is to sacrid a topic for me to ridicule whether it be religion, politics, family, music, movies or personal strife. Fuck em if they can't take a joke is almost a personal motto. Money is very important to me, not because I love money but because of all the really cool things you can buy with money and how those things fill that void inside me... I also enjoy tree's.I Dare you to look away
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who don't take themselves too seriously. People who don't get offended by jokes. Those who have a good sense of sarcasim and enough Pop Culture knowledge to keep up with me and my friends. Self deprication is a positive and those who are willing to put out on the first date. OH and famous people cause they are better than regular people. If you laugh at this then your ok

My Blog

Re-posting ANGER

Dude. If you don't repost this in the next five minutes your dick will rot off, or your tits will rot off. Or if your already Irish or flat chested your uh nipples will forever taste like ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 23:53:00 GMT

Whose NEXT? or Place your Bets!

An odd trend has been occurring among my friends as of late. When we were younger, and I mean only by 3 or 4 years, my friends were highly competitive, not in the cool way like who can scor...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Oct 2005 01:33:00 GMT

Power hungry menace!! expose of Prez Bush

U know I heard the "President" George Bush could have stopped Katrina if he wanted too. But apparently, his rich oil tycoon buddies told him not to, and as that he only does what they say he did absol...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Sep 2005 01:21:00 GMT

14 things guy wish women knew about things women wish guys knew

I've been noticing a lot of girls posting things like "things guys should know" etc. and its all really cutsey lame stuff. So when I came accross this article by Maddox I had to post it. There a...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Strippers are weird People

Strippers are weird people I just had a surreal experience with a couple of strippers at one of my oldest friends bachelor party. So this retired 35 yr old stripper (named Lisa) is a friend of a frien...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT