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Derek Cartman

The way I see it...we're all on the Hindenburg...no use in fighting over the window seat

About Me

We are Rome, Aztec Mexico, Easter Island paradigm We are followers of Jimmy Jones, cutting in the kool-aid lineWe are Animal Farm Pigs, we are a Terry Gilliam film We are fear Oligarchy, we are wolves in wolves' clothing, We are this planet's kidney stonesIn the process of getting passed, metamorphosis from first to last A system breaking down beyond repairs A product of three million millionaires, a hundred million easy marksWe are Marie Antoinette, we are Joseph McCarthy We've finally become the divided states A nation built on freedom, fear, and hate, the denotation of IronyWe all want a Hollywood end, but we're getting a foreign one The script has already been penned, and titled, "the epitaph of a drowning nation"

My Interests

Music, skateboarding, my friends(who I live for, and would do anything for..you know who you are), revolution, independence, conversation, snowboarding, punk shows, travel, nerds, intelligence, socialized health care, laughing, honesty and reason, equality, compassion

I'd like to meet:

Stephen Hawking, Mike Shannahan, Noam Chomsky, Greg Graffin, Fat Mike, Steven Bartman George Carlin "Who Owns You???" WATCH NOW Peter Anderson puts Video to Nofx's "wolves" Bad Religion by MIDIMAN This is just insane...Enjoy

Music:

NOFX, Bad Religion, The Unseen, Alkaline Trio, Thought Riot, At the Drive In, All or Nothing, Dropkicks, Lagwagon, Diverse, Descendents, Anti-Flag, Avail, Rise Against, MidiMan, Flogging Molly, Beastie Boys, The Ray Grady's, Bright Eyes, Pennywise, Sundays Best, Pink Floyd, Death by Stereo, Pete Rock, Voodoo Glow Skulls,

Movies:

9/11 "In Plane Sight", Sicko, The Corporation, Zeitgest, Bowling For Columbine, Live at the Paladium, What the Bleep Do We Know?, Waking Life, Office Space

Television:

Hamburger, viagra, and full size truck commercials. Clear Channel and Rupert Murdoch want your brains!!

Books:

A Brief History of Time, Adbusters, Hegemony or Survival, How to Survive in the Woods, 1984, Media Control, The Overspent American, Censored 06 & 07, Welcome to the Machine

Heroes:

Horus, Ghandi, Benjamin Franklin, Galileo, JFK, Protestors, Martin Luther King, Noam Chomsky, Alex Jones, MidiMan, Greg Graffin, Amy Goodman, Dennis Kucinich, Double Time, Kate and Kermit, Norway, anyone who has died for their beliefs

My Blog

This ones for Jesus

I guess there are really two main reasons I despise organized religion so much. One being the fact that dating back to mesopotamia, religions were based on fear. People were afraid of the sun, the sta...
Posted by Derek Cartman on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 12:43:00 PST