Flamin’ Hot Cheetos taste exactly the same way coming back up. |
remember my last bulletin stating "my car had been broken into and i have 'walkin in a winter wonderland' stuck in my head therefore i want to kill myself"? well, careful what you wish for. i became s...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 16:55:00 GMT |
Shes a pretty, gassy girl. |
I'm @ the library @ U of M and I had to sit next to this gorgeous African American girl to use the computer. I would steal glances of her exquisite profile occasionally b/c she's that kind...
Posted by on Tue, 23 May 2006 16:50:00 GMT |
God uses 2000 flushes |
"God uses 2000 Flushes."
So I'm at this house in Edes, Tn, scrubbin' a total stranger's toilet, cause I'm a fucking maid now(and a fucking server--my low self-esteem/inf...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 16:44:00 GMT |
holy shit! no...kitty shit!? |
i'm house sitting and you know i'm on this low carb diet so i bought these sugar-free yummy chocolate bars. i wake up in the middle of the night and pee and grab some chocolate and lay bac...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 15:33:00 GMT |
