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Nate never tasted this good

These big vagina ladies... They're gettin away with murder!

About Me

My names Nathan Thomas Grassi, in case any of you lovely ladies were wondering. My name is latin for "Super cool" and i speak greek. I dislike the french and i shampoo and condition my beard.

My Interests

playin the guitar, playin the bass,listenin to music, pretending like i know how to dance, doin funny shit, and what not.....

I'd like to meet:

OBVIOUSLY i wanna meet michael jackson...hes the best dancer in the world. I wanna meet Jimmy Page, I'd say Chuck Norris, but everyone seems to want to be his whore lately, so not him, and probably someone wicked awesome that no one would say like morgan freeman. Emilio Ganzalas, that little cuban ass was hot. Flea from the chili peps, since hes my hero, frusciante, les claypool, oh wait i already met him, trey anastasio, mike gordon, winston churchill, and FDR, oh I almost forgot Whoopie Goldberg, and she better be naked.

Music:

Primus, Led Zeppelin, Yak Balls, Cage, Immortal Technique, Guns n Roses, Nas, Iron maiden,Floyd, Children of Bodom, Steve Vai, Clapton, Jedi mind tricks, Non phixion, Matisyahu, chili peps for sure, phish is the greatest band ever formed,....i guess i like everything except country. I also enjoy an occasional techno rave...everyone likes techno raves.BONNAROO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Movies:

Requiem for a Dream, Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, every american loves rocky 1-5, and if you say you only like rocky 1-4 because rocky 5 sucks then move up to canada and pledge aledgence to a potato you idiot....

Television:

Band of Brothers, Family Guy, Simpsons, History channel... oh and sometimes i get naked and watch martha stewart baste a turkey..... i don't care how long that woman was in jail, but have you EVER seen someone baste a turkey like that? Oh and i deffinately like the old ninja turtles cartoon....best cartoon ever

Books:

How a man thinketh

Heroes:

Chris tucker...oh wait, thats retarded. But seriously Winston Churchill, Optomus Prime(jewish only) Arnold, Richard Simmons, Jimmy Page, Flea from the chili peppers, Frusciante, Dan House, That guy that's been living in my basement and of course, the man of extremes himself, Joe Burt

My Blog

i call this one, "tall glass of skim milk"

Ok, number a.) i have a few complaints to bring to the attention of all of you.complaint the first: Often times, parents find that giving a digital camera to their children is a good gift, and indeed ...
Posted by Nate never tasted this good on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 06:49:00 PST

STOP IT, IT ISN'T COOL

ok, i just want to state that when you take a picture, leave it in color.  Black and White went out of style in the 20's.  IT ISN'T FUCKIGN DRAMATIC SO THATS ENOUGH!!! ....well i guess tha...
Posted by Nate never tasted this good on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 07:06:00 PST

umm what the hell?

Don't you hate it when you wake up and there's a small animal crawling around in your pants and you don't know how it got there?? Well i was just thinking of getting a new pet and it reminded me of o...
Posted by Nate never tasted this good on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 08:50:00 PST