Creating havoc and chaos with my sidekick/wife "The Sinister Blackface." I have no idea where I came up with that name. It just hit me one day.I love music, tv, working out (even though I'm fat), and my wife's boobies.
I'd like to meet:
I'd like to see my best friend Matt one last time so I could say goodbye. We all make mistakes and decisions we regret. I could have saved a life, but instead I let the greatest friend I ever had relapse, which ended up taking his life. I've come to the realization that it's not completely my fault, but if I could just have 5 minutes to tell him how much his friendship helped me through a confusing time in my life.Otherwise, I'd like to have a conversation with our neighbor who has a short term memory problem and wears such tiny behind shorts we've nicknamed him "booty shorts."
Music:
I like underground music. I love hip hop, but not what you see on tv or the radio. That stuff will make you stupid. Seriously. Kill Whitey. Mostly for allowing that crap on tv and radio.
Movies:
I like Mob movies. I like to laugh when I watch movies. Bad Porn movies. Like clown porn. It's perfect. I get to laugh at silly clowns while watching porn. It really exists too. Pretty awesome.
Television:
I watch a lot of bad reality tv now that I'm married. I've had to sacrifice that for my usual football programing. But I watch all the sportcenter I can when I'm alone.
Books:
Who reads anymore? I mean really.
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Heroes:
MOMMIE MOM is my hero! For those not in the know, she's my Mother-in-law. God Bless that woman. She's the greatest. And she keeps me chubby with her delightful morsels of fatty southern cooking. And she calls me Matty Matt. It always makes me giggle like a little girl. Except not really...no homo. Whatever that means. I heard it on a rap CD. AND OF COURSE THIS GUY!
