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CornDoo

I hope they are not jumbo shrimp...because I am allergic to oxymorons.

About Me


-=| Who is this man that everyone keeps talking about? |=-
A few words to describe myself would be. Single, Wealthy, Good Looking, Stable, White, and Honey Mustard. Which is probably one reason why so many very attractive women, and famous bands ask me to be their friend on myspace every day. You gotta get me, while the gettin's good.
I like balloons, and I like otters. But not balloons and otters together, that's when accidents happen.
People tell me I look a lot like Tracy Morgan, I am just begining to realise why.
-=| What do you enjoy in life? |=-
1. Music or "Ear Relations"
2. Movies, or "Cinema" if you are british.
3. People
4. Lists.
5. Baggage
6. Sigur Ros(and no, that does not belong in music)
I like to hang out with people who are uglier and dumber than me, because you are only as handsome/smart are the people around you arn't. Sorry for my friends reading this, this might of just been a reality check for you...but...Consider yourself checked.
I am into quitting you should really try it, It's the new Bon Jovi.
-=| Ongoing list of things quit |=-
-Sugar and Spice
-And Everything Nice
-Singing Christmas Songs
-The Game of Tag
-Oil based Paints
-Whole Wheat
-Half Wheat
I'm into trends, there is nothing more beautiful then unity through conformity. ongoing list of Trends I have been apart of from beginning to end.
1. Pogs
2. Yo Yo's(coming back for 2nd time)
3. Corderoy
4. Long belts that hang to your ankle
5. T.G.I.F (If you say teen angel was not the best show on TV, you are wrong)
6. Glow Sticks
7. Xanga
8. Homestarrunner
9. Hanson
10. Fanny Packs (Soon they will be everywhere. You heard it here first.)
Live.Love.Share.

My Interests

I am intrested in the golden rule.

"If the trash at least hits the garbage can, it counts as it going inside the garbage can."...It's a lion king thing you wouldn't understand.

I'd like to meet:

I am usually enough entertainment for myself...The Lord blessed me with self sufficiency; But in the rare times of boredom I like to meet people.

Music:


Post Rock

...As The Poets Affirm
7oi
Amina
Ampop
Boards Of Canada
Broken Social Scene
Crime In The Choir
Explosions In The Sky
Godspeed You Black Emperor!
M83
Midaircondo
Mogwai
Mum
Pornopop
Psapp
Ratatat
Set Fire To Flames
Sigur Ros
The Album Leaf
Tortoise
Travis Souza
Tristeza
Unwed Sailor
Winter Wardrobe

Indie
A Band Of Bees
Aaron Sprinkle
Amos Lee
Andrew Bird
Animal Collective
Apollo Sunshine
Arcade Fire
Architecture In Helsinki
Art Brut
Athlete
Badly Drawn Boy
Band Of Horses
Beck
Belle And Sebastian
Ben Kweller
Ben Lee
Black Mountain
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Bonnie "Prince" Billy
Bright Eyes
Built To Spill
Calexico
Camera Obscura
Cat Power
Chad VanGaalen
Chikinki
Clap Your Hands, Say Yeah!
Coud Cult
Danielson
David Grey
Deerhoof
Devendra Banhart
Dirty Pretty Things
Dogs Die In Hot Cars
Doves
Duvall
Elbow
Elefant
Elliot Smith
Emiliana Torrini
Feist
Flunk
Gary Jules
Gin Blossoms
Gnarls Barkley
Gomez
Grandaddy
Grizzly Bear
Guster
Hayden
Headphones
Her Space Holiday
Hot Hot Heat
I'm From Barcelona
Jem
Jens Lekman
Jet Lag
Joseph Arthur
Josh Ritter
Junior Boys
Keane
Kings Of Convenience
Mates Of State
Missy Higgins
My Morning Jacket
Neutral Milk Hotel
Of Montreal
Okkervil River
Pavement
Pedro The Lion
Pete Yorn
Phoenix
Pinback
Portishead
Ray LaMontagne
Regina Spektor
Remy Zero
Rogue Wave
Say Hi To Your Mom
Snow Patrol
Sondre Lerche
Spoon
Starflyer 59
Stars
Starsailor
Stephen Malkmus
Sufjan Stevens
Tara Jane O'Neil
Tegan And Sara
Teitur Lassen
The Appleseed Cast
The Black Heart Procession
The Black Keys
The Boy Least Likely To
The Crimea
The Decemberists
The Elected
The Essex Green
The Faint
The Fiery Funaces
The Flaming Lips
The Futureheads
The Go! Team
The Magic Numbers
The New Pornographers
The Secret Machines
The Shins
The Spinto Band
The Strokes
The Unicorns
The Zutons
Travis
Vashti Bunyan
VHS Or Beta
Viva Voce
Wilco
Wolf Parade
Yo La Tengo
Youth Group
Zero 7

Hip-Hop
2 Pac
213
Afroman
Andre Nikatina
Bizarre
Black Eyed Peas
Blackaicious
Bone Thugs N Harmony
Campfire Crew
Celly Cell
D12
Do or Die
Dr. Dre
E-40
Eminem
Handsome Boy Modeling School
LA Symphony
Luniz
Living Legends
Mac Dre
Mase
Nappy Roots
Outkast
Pigeon John
Planet Asia
Run DMC
Snoop Dogg
Beastie Boys
Notorious BIG
Streets
Tony Yayo
Warren G
Will Smith

Reggae
Black Uhuru
Bob Marley
Burning Spear
Matisyahu
Shaggy

Acoustic
ALO
Damien Rice
Dispatch
Donavon Frankenreiter
G. Love
Iron and Winde
Jack Johnson
Justin King
Mason Jennings
Matt Costa
Shannon Wright
Tristan Prettyman

Classic Pop
Air Supply
America
Boy George
Chicago
Depeche Mode
ELO
Elton John
Genesis
George Michael
Jefferson Airplane
Jefferson Starship
Meat Loaf
Peter Gabriel
Phil Collins
Queen
Starship
Supertramp
The Cars
The Pretenders

Classic Rock
AC/DC
Allman Brothers
Bob Dylan
Bob Seger
Boston
Cat Stevens
Cream
CCR
Eagles
Eddie Money
Eric Clapton
Fleetwood Mac
Foreigner
Guns N Roses
James Taylor
John Cougar Melloncamp
Bon Jovi
Journey
Kansas
Led Zeplin
REO Speedwagon
Rupert Holmes
Simon and Garfunkel
Steve Miller Band
Styx
Ted Nugent
Tommy Tutone
The Beatles
The Who
Three Dog Night
Tom Petty

Country
Jenny Lewis
Jimmy Buffett
Johnny Cash
Nickel Creek
Shania Twain
Shooter Jennings

Disco/Funk
Bee Gees
Earth, Wind, and Fire
Jackson 5
Michael McDonald
Rick James
Lakeside
The Manhattans

Rock
A Perfect Circle
Audiovent
Bush
Collective Soul
Death From Above 1979
Default
Filter
Flogging Molly
Foo Fighters
Fuel
Incubus
Kings Of Leon
Live
Muse
Oasis
Ozma
Radiohead
Red Hot Chili Peppers
System Of A Down
The Mars Volta
Weezer

Opera
Andrea Bocelli
Charlotte Church
Celine Dion

Pop
Britney Spears
Cher
Christina Aguilera
Hanson
Justin Timberlake
Kelly Clarkson
Len
LFO
Madonna
N'Sync
New Kids On The Block
Pris Hilton
Savage Garden
Smashmouth
Spice Girls
Sugar Ray

Alternative Rock
311
Alien Ant Farm
Aqulung
Barenaked Ladies
Better Than Ezra
Cake
Coldplay
Counting Crows
Death Cab For Cutie
Dishwalla
Eagle Eye Cherry
Eve 6
Everclear
Fastball
Five For Fighting
Franz Ferdinand
Jimmy Eat World
Marcy Playground
Matchbox 20
Nada Surf
Shawn Mullins
Sister Hazel
The Calling
Goo Goo Dolls
Juliana Theory
Smashing Pumpkins
The Wallflowers
Third Eye Blind
Train
Watashi Wa

Alternative Pop
10,000 Maniacs
Alanis Morissette
Avril Lavigne
Ben Folds
Ben Folds Five
Cranberries
Daniel Powter
Dido
Edwin McCain
Eisley
Evanescence
Frou Frou
Gavin DeGraw
Gwen Stefani
Hootie
Howie Day
Imogen Heap
James Blunt
Jet
Jewel
KT Tunstall
Liz Phair
Maroon 5
Michelle Branch
Nelly Furtado
No Doubt
Phantom Planet
Rufus Wainwright
Sarah McLachlan
Scissor Sisters
The Bens
The Darkness
The Format
The Fray
The Killers
The Perishers
The Postal Service
Tori Amos

Grunge
Nirvana
Pearl Jam

Jazz/Blues/Soul
Al Green
Astrud Gilberto
BB King
Blues Traveler
Duke Ellington
Elle Fitzgerald
Harry Connick JR
Jamie Cullum
John Coltrane
John Tesh
Louis Armstrong
Marvin Gaye
Maynard Ferguson
Miles Davis
Thelonious Monk
Ray Charles
Sade
Taj Mahal

Punk
Anberlin
Fall Out Boy
Finch
Mae
Mourning September
Social Code
The Ataris
Yellowcard

R&B
Andy Abraham
Brian Mcknight
DRS
Eamon
Erykah Badu
R Kelly
Seal
The Fugees
Toni Braxton
TQ
Usher

Misc
Barry White
Ben Harper
Burt Bacharach
Crazy Town
Enigma
Enya
Fine Young Cannibals
Fiona Apple
Friends Of Dean Martinez
George Winston
Gorillaz
Junior Senior
Kid Rock
Lost and Found
Lou Reed
Manheim Steamroller
Moby
Rage Against The Machine
Randy Newman
Sinead O'Connor
Sting
Tracy Chapman
Trans-Siberian Orchestra

Oldies
Billy Joel
Buddy Holly
Mungo Jerry
Stampeders
Kinks
Troggs
Freda Payne
Top Loader
Otis Redding
Aretha Franklin
Isley Brothers
Sam & Dave
Eddie Floyd

Worship
Chris Tomlin
Matt Redman
Violet Burning
David Crowder

Movies:

Give me a good movie, and a warm cup of cider and I will tell you all you want to hear.

Television:

I don't really watch T.V anymore...after the cancelled "Doogie Howser, M.D." I was so devistated that I just kinda quit it.

R.I.P Doogie.

Heroes:



1. The jogger who stands at the corner of the street jogging in place, not wanting to miss a SECOND of keeping his heart rate up.

2. The guy in all the commercials who is running along side of the car, and ends up running into something...You know it is going to happen, you shouldn't laugh...But for some amazing reason it gets you every time.

3. The guy who subscribes to dictionary.com's word of the day, just so he can expand his vocabulary and use large words to impress women.

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