Favorite Movie Quotes |
These are just some of my favorite movie quotes of all time, posted of course for you crazed scoundrels who become bored enough to read them. Now i've tried to post this blog two or three times in the...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Jul 2009 09:56:00 GMT |
A Poem of Thought. |
Three passions have governed my life: The longings for love, the search for knowledge, And unbearable pity for the suffering of [humankind]. Love brings ecstasy and relieves loneliness. In the union o...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:09:00 GMT |
One thing PC users can do that Mac users can't: shut the fuck up. |
Ever notice how most Mac users are skinny? It's because of all the calories they burn because they can't shut the fuck up about how great their Macs are. What is it about Apple that makes its users un...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Apr 2009 11:46:00 GMT |
Poetry to puke by (The Emetophile Poem) |
Here's a request,weird as can be.Darling,darlingplease throw up on me.You start to retch,and i get hot.Vomit, baby, all you got.Puke it up fromdeep within.Flattery, splatteryon my skin.Another hurl be...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:47:00 GMT |
In the future... (a short blog) |
In the future, after the ice caps melt and the continents sink beneath the sea, when we all live in villages made up of rafts tethered together with cables of braided kelp, water will provide almost a...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 18:19:00 GMT |
my big contribution to the math world..your welcome |
To be a famous scientist, one needs a catchy equation or theory associated with their name. When you think "Einstein", you say "E=MC squared" That's what makes him so famous. Newton is well-known for ...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 07:41:00 GMT |
Self-aggrandizing "hottie" shirts make you look like a bitch |
There are two types of girls who buy these shirts: 13-year-old junior-high brats, and 29-year-old chicks who are too tan and wear way too much lip gloss, and try desperately to look like they're young...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jul 2008 03:00:00 GMT |
Womens fashion tips from a guy who knows dick about fashion. |
All of my shit in a box to the right...TR>
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Before I begin, I should warn you that I know dick about fashion. It's not just a clever title to get your attention, though it's admittedly clever ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 20:32:00 GMT |
Weak and Powerless "APC lyrics" |
Tilling my own grave to keep me level Jam another dragon down the hole Diggin' to rhythm and the echo of a solitary siren One that pushes me along and leaves me so... Desperate and ravenous I'm so wea...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 18:54:00 GMT |
Today |
Today I graduated high school.. i guess you can call that an achievement, it took alot longer to get then a college degree could. It wasn't as difficult though, pretty easy. I just don't feel ver...
Posted by on Sat, 17 May 2008 03:05:00 GMT |
