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Kristy

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About Me


I am 26 years old and confused. There are some pretty cool things about me, there are some pretty sad and pitiful things too. So, pretty much I'm just like everyone else and its too hard trying to think of something interesting to add to this. Talking about myself is not very enthralling, I have to deal with myself all the time. Maybe I'll work on a synopsis of someone else....
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kristy
Birthday: March 6
Birthplace: It was warm...then there was a light and a blanket...
Current Location: At the computer, der...
Eye Color: Boring
Hair Color: Somewhat less boring
Height: inches or centimeters?
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: I come from a long line of European drunkards...
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black White Doc Martens
Your Weakness: I tend to daydream while people are talking to me
Your Fears: That someone will notice that I'm daydreaming while they're talking to me
Your Perfect Pizza: One that can be delivered in under 30 minutes or my money back
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I would like to quit smoking...again
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ( :
Thoughts First Waking Up: WTF?!!
Your Best Physical Feature: Someone once told me I had lovely eyebrows..
Your Bedtime: When I get cranky and a bottle just won't shut me up
Your Most Missed Memory: Watching The Golden Girls with my sister at 1:00am
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi with ice, coke with rum
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither, I value my money and internal organs
Single or Group Dates: Usually single, I have very few cool friends left
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton, Sweetened no lemon
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, vanilla is gross and should be outlawed to make room for more chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Latte, with hazlenut and vanilla flavoring
Do you Smoke: Ask me in a month..
Do you Swear: Only when it is %$&^% appropriate
Do you Sing: All the time, I hum too which is very annoying to my co-workers...ha ha
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Still am
Do you want to go to College: I am a casual student right now
Do you want to get Married: I have signed a marriage certificate so I get to keep the nerd I found
Do you belive in yourself: Depends on what I eat on any given day
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, my dad broke me of that with his erratic driving skill
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm not attracted to myself, and I haven't really asked anyone about my attractiveness levels but I think if it came down to it, I'm sure I could find several men willing to mate.
Are you a Health Freak: No, I'm too young
Do you get along with your Parents: I think they're pretty groovy
Do you like Thunderstorms: The best weather in the world
Do you play an Instrument: Keyboard
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: der..
In the past month have you Smoked: What's with all the %^$..$% smoking questions, for god's sake I already feel guilty enough as it is!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Your definition or mine?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes, my husband drove us around...
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Oreos don't come in boxes, and no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: In a nightmare last week
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It's f-in FEBRUARY!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I don't steal since the incident...Who wants pizza?
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: I hope not
Ever been Beaten up: No
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: Quick and Painless
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Someone much smarter and more successful than the current me
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Dark
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Not really picky
Weight: They can only take up one seat on an airplane
Best Clothing Style: I hate people with style
Number of Drugs I have taken: a couple...
Number of CDs I own: a couple hundred
Number of Piercings: 4
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 3
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My Interests

I have a new and unrivalled interest every other week it seems like. Currently I enjoy painting and pounding away on my keyboard. I like hot baths and a good book. I have been really into 1930's and 40's jazz and swing for the last few years, especially the Boswell Sisters, which if you haven't heard them, you should check them out. I also like hip-hop if it has something intelligent and meaningful to say such as Sage Francis and the Blue Scholars. I have been reading the Dark Tower series by Stephen King, and I'm thinking that these books pretty much rock. My sister also has me reading "Candide" by Voltaire, a master of satire. I like to sing in the shower, scaring my dogs out of the room. I like to drive too fast and sometimes I enjoy bouts of road rage at people who do not have the same interest. I enjoy dressing a little bit different every day; sometimes its punk, sometimes its bohemian, and other times I can't even put a name on what exactly I was thinking on that particular morning (others cannot fathom it either, I'm afraid).

I'd like to meet:

Jonathan Stuart! Needless to say he is one of my many heroes. I would also like to meet Leonard Cohen, as I think he would have many and several hours of entertaining stories that would make for one hell of an evening. I would also like to meet Cuntasleeza Rice so I can slap her like the bitch she is.

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Music:

Sage Francis, The Blue Scholars, Johnny Cash, The Boswell Sisters, Dean Martin, BOBBY DARIN!, KMFDM, NOFX, Brighteyes, Depeche (Depress) Mode, Kay Starr, Phil Ochs, I will add more later ( :

Movies:

Monty Python (all of them), A Fish Called Wanda, I like Stanley Kubrick films, David Lynch (except Nadia), Movies that scare the $%..& out of me, The Princess Bride, Gone With the Wind, That Touch of Mink, Pillow Talk, If a Man Answers, Peyton Place, Pulp Fiction, etc.

Television:

CSI Rocks!, Law and Order, Arrested Development, OZ, Forensic Files, American Justice. I HATE reality shows. They will be the downfall of mankind, mark my words!

Books:

The Dark Tower Series, Holy Blood Holy Grail, The Hollow Man, OLD Dean Koontz books, Anne Rice books, true crime novels, Charles Bukowski poetry, Kurt Vonnegut and I've really enjoyed the sick and satirical brilliance of Carlton Mellick, Who wouldn't love Baby Jesus Butt Plug?

Heroes:

Jon Stuart, Amy Goodman, Sage Francis, Bob Dylan, Einstein, Jefferson, my daddy (ohhhh, isn't that sweet?)