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Uber Jonny Mayo

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About Me

I'm just your average ordinary insane young guy that happens to love my beautiful girlfriend, ice hockey, and computers. My friends all laugh at me, they tell me I'm funny but I think I'm just funny looking. No one I know listens to what I listen to, but I still heart my music. Lately I've taken to disc golfing, jet skiing and screwing around with my computer, well actually I've always been screwing around with my computer, good times. I recently packed it all up and moved away and now I call Huntington, Indiana my home. chat me up .. bpjeviljon YIM: pknhockey29 MSN: [email protected]
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey

Name: Jon M. Helman a.k.a. Jonny Mayo a.k.a. Esteban
Birthday: June 18th, 1984
Birthplace: Bloomington, IL
Current Location: Pekin, IL
Eye Color: dark brown
Hair Color: same
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right handed
Your Heritage: Scottish/Irish/German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Size 14
Your Weakness: Bullets and blondes
Your Fears: Dying alone, spiders, failure
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiian Pizza..or Chuckie Cheese's Cheese Pizza
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Independent codependency.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: HeHe
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why? Why!? Whyyyyyy!!!!!11!!one!!!1!!
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes...or voice, does that count?
Your Bedtime: When I can finally fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: This question still doesn't make sense, um..I don't remember it's missing
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Macdunoughs
Single or Group Dates: Hmm..I finally went on a date...single, but group dates are cool
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea, lipton is too brisk
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: less
Do you Sing: I shouldn't but yeah..sometimes..
Do you Shower Daily: Yes, it keeps me clean
Have you Been in Love: I believe I've found my one and only
Do you want to go to College: I have been in college...
Do you want to get Married: Someday
Do you belive in yourself: Alot lately
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only if the driver sucks and I'm in the back seat
Do you think you are Attractive: I want to clone myself so we can make out I'm so hott
Are you a Health Freak: Lately, yeah.
Do you get along with your Parents: We're doing quite well
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love them...I also chase tornadoes sometimes
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I have never been on drugs
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes, it was nice
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: I've never eaten a whole box..
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope, but I wanted to
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope, but I should
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: perhaps someone's heart?
Ever been Drunk: Yes, and naked
Ever been called a Tease: Yeah, but I wasn't teasing
Ever been Beaten up: Nope
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: filthy stinking rich...nah...old and happy with all my loved ones around
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Either a dinosaur or a firetruck
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan or the UK
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Greenish, I don't know depends on the mood
Favourite Hair Color: blonde-ish
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'2"
Weight: undisclosed, but tiny
Best Clothing Style: whatever she's wearing, I'm a guy I shall not interfere in fashion
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: more than me
Number of Piercings: a couple in the ears...maybe the navel
Number of Tattoos: not needed
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few, but they've only made her stronger.

My Interests

In no particular order. Hannah, Hockey, Soccer(English Premiere League), THE G-O-D, Music, Science Fiction/Fantasy, Sports Cars, and My Future Wife...I like to live dangerously.

I'd like to meet:


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Music:

Bands I like and willingly listen to on a regualr basis... Project86, Switchfoot, Earthsuit, O.C. Supertones, Five Iron Frenzy, Furthermore, Element 101, SuperChic{k}, East West, Beanbag, Mae, Harvey Danger, Bare Naked Ladies, Relient K, The Postal Service, Jimmy Eat World, Ill Harmonics, Bleach, Asian Kung-Fu Generation, My Chemical Romance, The Early November, Pedro The Lion, Copeland, Hot Action Cop, The Elms, Spitalfield, Taking Back sunday, Dashboard Confessional, Aireline, Cursive, Anathallo, Straylight Run, The Starting Line, Yellowcard, Jeff Buckley, Evelyn Hope, Coheed and Cambria, Dropkick Murpheys, Flogging Molly, Blues Traveller, Semisonic, P.O.D., Pax 217, Coldplay, MxPx, House Of Pain, Hannah Leland a capella Experience, and Akeboshi and that's all I can think of off the top of my head

Movies:

I generally hate horror movies. My favorite movie ever would have to be either Fulltime Killer or Extreme Days, which most people have never heard of..I also like in no particular order, Pitch Black, Hero, House of Flying Daggers, The Big Hit, Half-Baked, Pirates of The Caribbean, Left Behind, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, The Transporter, Trainspotting, Intermission, Eye of the Beholder, Boondock Saints, All of The Star Wars Movies, All of the Harry Potter Movies, The Lord Of The Rings Trilogy, Infernal Affairs ...more coming as I think of them.

Television:

I try not to watch too much television. I download Anime subbed by fans straight from Japanese television. I like Family Guy and some other Adult Swim cartoonage. I also am prone to sit down for MXC when it is on and lately I've been trying to catch Heroes. Friends was the only sitcom worth watching since Full House and it's gone now. So sad.

Books:

I read anything in print that winds up in my hands, I love sci-fi books cause they're nifty and lately I've been trying to read some classics, but I can't seem to ever start them.

Heroes:

From Literature and Life: Wedge Antilles, Aiden Pryde, Artemis Entreri, Raistlin Majere, Daniel Schoedel, Ryosuke Takahashi, John C. Clark and Jack Ryan, and most importantly Hannah Leland.

Jonny The Ice Pick
People Iced: Fifty Four
Car Bombs Planted: Fifteen
Favorite Weapon Rusty Butterknife
Arms Broken: Sixteen
Eyes Gouged: Fifteen
Tongues Cut Off: Twelve
Biggest Enemy: The Nail Ripper
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My Blog

Universal Rules....Vol. 2.5

Where to begin? I don't pretend to know at all how women want to be treated all I claim to know is what I have learned from experience, and from the instructional booklet on how to treat your fellow m...
Posted by Uber Jonny Mayo on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 10:58:00 PST

Explanation Unknown

For the very last time, and I swear I'm gonna stop saying it. Actually I'm lying, I'll repeat this until I die.  Take responsibility for your actions! YOU did those things. On the plus side I'm n...
Posted by Uber Jonny Mayo on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:50:00 PST

Take the time to sort through the muddle, it may be worthwhile.

Life... it isn't easy, never easy, the only easy thing about life is figuring out what you want to do with it. Ok even that's not easy, that's just the easiest thing. Then there are all these complic...
Posted by Uber Jonny Mayo on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 11:48:00 PST

Yes

That was the answer I was given at 6:30 p.m. Central Standard time when I asked Hannah Renee Leland to marry me atop the Sears Tower. Details pending when the ability to form complete sentences return...
Posted by Uber Jonny Mayo on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 08:53:00 PST

Windy City

Chicago, apparently my place of business has seen my being from the state of Illinois as an asset so they are sending me to Chicago. Not only are they sending me but they said I can take friends or fa...
Posted by Uber Jonny Mayo on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 11:31:00 PST

Feeling Old

I am now 22. So I don't have any exciting birthdays coming up until 25 (quarter century) 30 (I'm really old!) 40 (I'm really really old) 50 (really really really old and half century) 60 (geeze how mu...
Posted by Uber Jonny Mayo on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 02:07:00 PST

Excellence in Broadcasting

After a trip home to celebrate my brother getting the hell out of High School, I feel like I should say something. I just don't know what that is. I hope everyone that got to meet the girl so adorably...
Posted by Uber Jonny Mayo on Mon, 22 May 2006 02:54:00 PST

Underwear modeling

My subject doesn't really mean anything, I just wanted the attention. I didn't really have a plan I just wanted to say something. I'm going to visit my hizzy this weekend. The place where I grew up an...
Posted by Uber Jonny Mayo on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 01:41:00 PST

5:30 AM Is a time I didn't want to know existed

I can't sleep. I've been banging my head agaist a wall for hours, figuratively well... once or twice actually. Anyway. I need to sleep, but I'm nervous. I'm about to do something everyone else tells m...
Posted by Uber Jonny Mayo on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 03:49:00 PST

Yeah, I do requests

He held the phone up to his ear as he started to drift off. His heavy eyelids began the long decent. "Honey I'm getting tired, I think I'm going to go. I love you." "I love you too....SHIT! I didn't s...
Posted by Uber Jonny Mayo on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 11:28:00 PST