OIL TYCOON!

Salutations, I am Bill Limburg and I run a large, well known oil company on the Isles of Shoals. My goals in life have already been met and my enemies have been vanquished. Now it's time for me to have some fun, kick back and enjoy my billions of dollars. I'd really like for you to "invest" (some oil tycoon humor) some thought into adding me as one of your friends. What I know, you don't have the time to learn. I enjoy whipping my man slaves from the comfort of my rickshaw; the supple behinds of my secretaries and of course, swimming in pools full of money and jell-o. Becoming friends with Bill Limburg is an investment in the future! Cheerio-o!..This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5