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A Matty Bear

About Me

I'm a dangerous bear with a taste for cider and lentil pies.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A polar bear.

My Blog

Anti-consumerism 1: Fuck Hallmark. Save the kids.

At Christmasy times like these some of us still like to give each other nice cards with nice sentimental bearish messages, instead of just flicking through an e-card.Actually, e-cards are so 2001, don...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 14:46:00 GMT

Te Kauwhata gots the womens?!

So I keep coming across pop-ups advertising sexy single women in Te Kauwhata?? On Pimp My Profile, Mega..., uh, something, other websites, etc....No sexy singles in Auckland, Wellington, Gore... nup, ...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 14:37:00 GMT

Blog from Africa!!

Hullo dear bears. I am sitting in my decently nice hostel right under table mountain! South africa has changed in some ways... for instance, all the burger joints now serve de-ribbed rib burgers, a fa...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 09:28:00 GMT

Robert Allen ZIMMERMAN!!!

I went to see Bob Dylan on Saturday with Nancy. I met her and Mike and Masud at Wendy's beforehand and tucked into a Crispy Chicken burger that was frozen on the inside, just the way I like it. We end...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 03:22:00 GMT

Off to Melbourne!

Just on holiday and stuff. Back Wednesday 4 July! Behave yourselves little bears.
Posted by on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 14:37:00 GMT

Help Matt quit smoking by recommending sweet tunes!!

So I haven't been a real smoker for years, but I still slip and have a few nicotine-phalluses over drinks or coffee when around friends in the habit, etcetera. I have grown dissatisfied with this and ...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 17:36:00 GMT

Pwning my parents.

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Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 20:56:00 GMT

Text etiquette (column)

Text messaging is the ultimate paradox of a generation fucked to the sky on P, iPods, laptops and YouTube. In a time when unlimited transfer of information has become mundane, boys and girls everywher...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 04:37:00 GMT

Matt is caricutured in a comic for the very first time!!!

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Posted by on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 17:04:00 GMT

What happened with the bank thing.

Those of you bastards who read my last blog about the Cobb and Co-eating, lie-telling, rich guy Dr D***** may be interested to know in how the situation turned out, and whether it ended with Matt back...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 22:26:00 GMT