1. My uncle once: bought a monkey � and then bought a Shetland pony for the monkey to ride. HEY! NICK IS WORKING WITH MONKEYS THIS SUMMER! :-) I'M IN MONKEY HEAVEN!
2. Never in my life: have I been a �cool kid.�
3. When I was three: my sister used to kiss me on the top of my head and I hated it so much it would make me cry.
4. High School was: wonderful and depressing � just at different times.
6. I once met: Paul Shaffer.
7. There's this girl I know who: never wears a bra. She�s only like 20 or 21 and I feel so sorry for her boobs�they�re already approaching her stomach.
8. Once, at a bar: twice, actually, random men have thought it appropriate to kiss me even though I had only said from 1-3 words to them. Scary...very scary. It's three if you count walking between tents at Oktoberfest as 'being at the bar.'
9. By noon I'm usually: ready to work. I wake up before then, but I just can�t get motivated that early.
10. Last night: I made soup, which I eventually managed to spill all over myself today on the way to work.11. My favorite body part on me is/are: boobs12. Next time I go to church: needs to be soon...but I need one that actually has dogma that I believe in.13. Terri Schiavo: reminded me of how lucky I am to have the life that I do. And how I wouldn't want my loved ones to treat each other should something like that happen to me.15. When I turn my head left i see: Out my office window to the pond. There's a lady walking two dogs that are very cute.16. When I turn my head right: A list of things I need to do written in blue on a white board. And an old TV that I have never used once.19. If I were a character written by Shakespeare: I would change day to day. Two days ago I probably would've been Ophelia. Yesterday, maybe Juliet.20. By this time next year: I'll be living happily with the best boyfriend in the world. And will be one year closer to being done with school...why can't it be next year already?21. A better name for me would be: Lucky...except that sounds like a dog's name...or a guy from a biker bar.22. I have a hard time understanding: Matrix Algebra...If only I didn't have to take Multivariate Statistics.....blegh23. If I ever go back to school I'll: Be exactly where I am now...well, that was a boring question now, wasn't it?24. You know I like you if: I offer to help you with something I hate...like the dishes.25. If I won an award, the first person I'd thank would be: Depends. Probably Nick or Amy (my sis).27. Take my advice: Never Settle28. My ideal breakfast is: Chocolate cake. Chocolate cake is my favorite everything...breakfast, lunch, and dinner.29. A song I love, but do not have is: Ave Maria30. If you visit my hometown: You will see thousands of midgets.31. Random fact: The largest narrowest house can be found on the Singel Canal in Amsterdam and is only 39 inches wide.32. Why won't anyone: finish my thesis for me?33. If you spend the night at my house: You'll be sleeping on a very uncomfortable couch or a futon mattress on the ground (not on the futon because I don't have the frame). I'm warning you...it will suck.34. I'd stop my wedding if: I wasn't in love, or if something tragic happened - like the cake being the wrong color (j/k)35. The world could do without: chauvenists36. I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: anything on Michael Jackson38. Paper clips are more useful than: "question 37 I guess" (that was Kara's answer and i just have to leave it because it made me laugh out loud, and i just can't top it.39. If I do anything well, it's: cooking, or following a map40. And by the way: puppies!!!!! I love them - and you should, too.41. The last time I was drunk: New Year's Eve...WAY too drunk42. If I were you: I'd send me some money...noone needs it more.43. The best decade to live in is: 60's - live free and stuff44. The last two digits of my phone number are: 54 - and why is this important?45. My graduating class was: 199946. The best kind of parties are: democratic...haha47. Ten years ago: I was a freshman in high school - and I would never give up adulthood to go back to that...insecurity and akwardness...not to mention acne48. The hottest person in the world is: Nick - or Keifer in 2449. Gay people: are no different from straight (well, aside from the obvious) - I could really do without all the judgy judgertons out there50. This survey: Was easier than trying to be creative all on my own.
You Are 38% Evil
A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.
In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.
How Evil Are You?
You have 81% Iowa in you! Nice score! Are you embarrassed or proud of being so much Iowa? I would be proud, it's great being so closely tied to the Hawkeye State.
Do you have Iowa in you?
