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tahitian moon

get it through your absurdly dense skull, god damn it.

About Me

how about...
on september 28th, 2006, i was born. not born again, but born.
i can pretend that the first 30 years, 3 months, and 3 days of my life were a dream. a dream complete with cold sweats and night terrors.
i'm learning to think.
i'm learning to breathe.
i'm learning.

My Interests

let's poke a hole inside the tugboat, ease on back and watch it sink.

I'd like to meet:

my maker

Music:

mainly nickelback and hinder.

Movies:

stuff that makes me cry a lot. i have no sense of humor, so i don't really like funny movies. artsy movies are a waste of my time.

Television:

i love new york, celebrity eye candy, american idol, intervention, jeopardy, also, things that jill likes to watch.

Books:

crime and punishment, the eternal husband, notes from underground, cat's cradle, slaughterhouse five.

Heroes:

spencer and jill.

My Blog

the length of 3 football fields!!!!!!

first, there's a fire that's been burning in a coal mine since 1962, that's not expected to go out for another century or so.http://www.offroaders.com/album/centralia/centralia.htmse cond...I'm sick an...
Posted by tahitian moon on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 10:36:00 PST

Dan's incredible published story.

Dan wrote an amazing article for this week's velocity. What's even more amazing is the pic I took of him, also published in the article. Check it out http://www.velocityweekly.com/apps/pbcs.dll/artic...
Posted by tahitian moon on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 10:20:00 PST

I..... I'm way more fly than you

The cutlass down the street was sold.  If only I had had some money to buy it!I would've been so god damned sexy in it.I've come to the conclusion, with the help of several medical professionals ...
Posted by tahitian moon on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 03:03:00 PST

my warning label box

I need a fix of whatever will make me tingle.  I need a long walk with my hound dog.I want a  pirate sword.  I need a cutlass.  I want to buy the cutlass parked down the street.&nb...
Posted by tahitian moon on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 04:36:00 PST

habla espanol?

so...My son and I were eating sbarro's pizza in the mall.  A woman and her young child, a girl about 6 years old stood at a nearby counter ordering a cup of french fries or some mall-type shit.Th...
Posted by tahitian moon on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 09:11:00 PST

MY son.

As me and my son were watching thomas the tank episode for the umpteenth time today, he glanced at my computer and said "daddy, who's that?"I checked out who he was talking about, and informed him "Th...
Posted by tahitian moon on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 08:58:00 PST

this is fucking amazing... really

    I have a new bulletin, check it out.
Posted by tahitian moon on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 08:05:00 PST

mockingbird

I have a mockingbird in my neighborhood. I had one about 7 years ago that I named "buck rogers", because his calls sounded like a laser gun. I'm not sure what the life span is, or the amount of tim...
Posted by tahitian moon on Thu, 04 May 2006 12:25:00 PST

life is bullshit

why was jazzy jeff in california???
Posted by tahitian moon on Wed, 03 May 2006 12:10:00 PST

Rosanne, one of the best shows ever

what the fuck'n hell!?I was just watching rosanne.  Rosanne came home to find a strange boy on the couch.  She said "who are you and what are you doing here?"He said, "My name's kevin, I'm m...
Posted by tahitian moon on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 01:39:00 PST