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Tiffany

descalza

About Me

I love stillettos, silk stockings, mots français I cant understand and Bond, James Bond. "I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said '...I drank what?'"-Chris Knight La vida real es la vida sin zapatos ... VIVA DESCALZO!
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My Interests

My favorite person to hang out with is my uncle Timmy. It just doesnt get much better than that.

I'd like to meet:

pauly shore, Hank Azaria

Music:

80s

Movies:

Thelma and Louise, Strange Brew, Goonies, The Crying Game, Labyrinth, To Wong Foo, Willow, Princess Bride, Star Wars, Real Genius, Surf Ninjas, Fight Club, 16 Candles, Snatch, Milo and Otis, Rocky Horror, Addams Family, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Harvey, the list goes on

Books:

Old Pooh, Neverending Story, Tolkien, Michael Crichton, 12 Dancing Princesses, Alice in Wonderland/Through the Looking Glass, Count of MonteCristo, EDWARD GOREY, again the list goes on

Heroes:

slash people I want to date: Adrian Grenier, Cristiano Ronaldo, Takeshi Kaneshiro, Freddie Ljungberg, Valery Nikolaev (when he was young), Johnny Depp, Shin Koyamada, Jean-Baptiste Maunier, (young) Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, Ernie Reyes Jr., (young) Val Kilmer, Oded Fehr, Peter Hinwood (as Rocky), Hugh Grant, and there are some more I cant think of right now.

My Blog

Alice in Wonderland - Carroll

http://rackham.artpassions.net/aliceinwonderland.html w ith lovely illustrations.
Posted by Tiffany on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 11:52:00 PST

My future in the safari business

http://www.neonbubble.com/article/your-first-camel You know, you could ask why Im suggesting this site to you, or even why I was reading the article myself. But you need to get past that and admire th...
Posted by Tiffany on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 01:20:00 PST

Little Mouse-Beatrix Potter (The Fairy Caravan)

Xarifa the dormouse sat upon a hazel twig that lay upon the moss; she stitched busily.  She was making the gold and scarlet pocket handkerchief into a robe for Tuppenny.  Tuppenny sat opposi...
Posted by Tiffany on Tue, 30 May 2006 04:09:00 PST

La Muerta-Pablo Neruda

For MOM.   La muerta Si de pronto no existes, si de pronto no vives, yo seguiré viviendo.No me atrevo, no me atrevo a escribirlo, si te mueres.Yo seguiré viviendo.Porque donde no tiene vo...
Posted by Tiffany on Wed, 17 May 2006 03:01:00 PST

Peanut Butter Sandwich-Shel Silverstein

I'll sing you a poem of a silly young king Who played with the world at the end of a string, But he only loved one single thing-- And that was just a peanut-butter sandwich. His scepter and his royal...
Posted by Tiffany on Wed, 17 May 2006 02:54:00 PST

Smart-Shel Silverstein

Yup, this would have been me. No street smarts whatsoever. My dad gave me one dollar bill'Cause I'm his smartest son,And I swapped it for two shiny quarters'Cause two is more than one!And then I took...
Posted by Tiffany on Wed, 17 May 2006 02:50:00 PST

Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me Too-Shel Silverstein

Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too, Went for a ride in a flying shoe, "Hooray!" "What fun!" "It's time we flew!" Said Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too. Ickle was captain, Pickle was crew, And Tickl...
Posted by Tiffany on Wed, 17 May 2006 02:47:00 PST

Crowded Tub-Shel Silverstein

There's too many kids in this tub. There's too many elbows to scrub. I just washed a behind That I'm sure wasn't mine, There's too many kids in this tub.
Posted by Tiffany on Wed, 17 May 2006 02:46:00 PST

Peter Pan-J.M. Barrie

Ah, my everlasting thanks to the Gutenberg Project. http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/16
Posted by Tiffany on Wed, 17 May 2006 02:30:00 PST

The Gashleycrumb Tinies-Edward Gorey

A is for Amy who fell down the stairsB is for Basil assaulted by bearsC is for Clara who wasted awayD is for Desmond thrown out of a sleighE is for Ernest who choked on a peachF is for Fanny sucked dr...
Posted by Tiffany on Wed, 17 May 2006 02:24:00 PST