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Dirty Pillows...

About Me

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I smoke. A lot. I like to think of it as a retirement plan. Who said you can't control your destiny?...I also HATE animal rights activists and anyone affiliated with PETA. I pretty much don't like Vegans...they whine constantly. I enjoy mechanical bull riding and finger painting.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Kurt Cobain, but only through a ouija board. Richard Simmons, that guy can totally sweat to the oldies...Ted Bundy, I love guys that make lampshades out of people.

My Blog

Tank Grrrl Thrice: Guide to Survive

.. .. Creepy, crawly, all things gross: There are 2 things to remember about traveling in the desert: its always better to travel at night, but thats when the creatures move as well. ...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Sep 2009 23:33:00 GMT

Tank Grrrl Deuce: Guide to Survive

Jesus didnt eat for forty days and forty nights my ass& I went grocery shopping today and I am no better than a bachelor. My cart consisted of several kinds of cheese, thats about as creat...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Jul 2009 23:42:00 GMT

Tank Grrrl Guide to Survive

So this is the first of many installments in my preparation of the world ending. I figure as I learn how to stay alive in the desert with zombies or floods or rabid animals, everyone can learn a th...
Posted by on Tue, 12 May 2009 21:38:00 GMT

"GR33K" IS CODE FOR ANAL SEX

    So this is the monumental story of myexperience as a Salt Lake Call Girl phone operator aka "Pimp Extraordinaire"                So afterI got laid off from my last job I had a whole lotta time on...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:54:00 GMT