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Pope Glen

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm a fun, easygoing person. I like jello, cats, Cat Stevens, sex, and rubber duckies. I'm tired of always being shafted so please be nice to me. I'm fragile. I wanted to purchase a rubber duckie when I was little but my daddy slapped me and said I'd never amount to anything. I realized later he wasn't my daddy, just a random Clown-man slapping little children and passing out condoms. I don't think I like him. Write me messages, it's the only way I feel loved anymore. :(

My Interests

I have a secret, can you guess it? I'll give you a hint: it involves green jello, a five pound bag of flour, six grapes, one giggly roommate, and a video camera.

Television:

I can't find my remote. I think the dog ate it. Damn dog.

Heroes:

Roto Rooter and Mr. Clean Magic Eraser. Need I say more.

My Blog

PRoper etiquete when you find her with her head stuck in a barrel.

It's a free world, all you have to do is fall in love.  These are famous words from my hero Hillary Clinton; she of course was speaking of a bag of tomatos and the sauce she had planned to extrac...
Posted by Pope Glen on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 03:45:00 PST

Blog is a funny word

Let me just start off by saying that nothing is scarier than teaching a blind wildeabeast to tango.  I took this class over the weekend to help me improve my gumption, but quickly dropped out whe...
Posted by Pope Glen on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 01:54:00 PST

Ok, so here's what happened.......

    Do you think that if Alladdin had sang the Oscar Mayer Weiner song while talking to Genie the whole movie would have been shorter.  Possibly just a promotion for hot dogs. ...
Posted by Pope Glen on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 07:19:00 PST

Guess where my finger was.

    So I was walking through a field of pumpernickel bread the other day when it suddenly occured to me,  I'm not alone in the universe; I have neighbors.  Don't much care for...
Posted by Pope Glen on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 02:43:00 PST

London

So I hear everyone talk about London all day long, every day, and I always hear different stuff.  Bad teeth, London bridge, Big Ben, fags, Sex Pistols, Queen Amadeus.  SO many subjects; and ...
Posted by Pope Glen on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 05:28:00 PST

Pancakes

If I knew what I was writing about than I wouldn't be asking you, now would I? Hold on hold on.  Who took my peaches?  They were going to be my peace offering to the herd. I know you are sti...
Posted by Pope Glen on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 05:53:00 PST

To all my friends.

HAHAHAHA! You're my friend! Sucks to be you.
Posted by Pope Glen on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 05:39:00 PST

A look inside my head

Well I'm beat.  I have officially been awake for two weeks straight and I have been in mortal combat with a full grown bull for the past two days.  He wanted to destroy the world but i would...
Posted by Pope Glen on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 03:19:00 PST

Tagged

I've been tagged by Tessa!! lolThe first player of this game starts with "six weird things/habits about yourself" and people who get tagged write a blog of their six weird habits/things, and also stat...
Posted by Pope Glen on Tue, 16 May 2006 04:06:00 PST

First Borg

Everyone sit down and be quiet, Uncle Glen has a story to tell.  It all began many eons ago (or was this last night? Not sure) with a young peacock.  This peacocks name was Sean.  Now&n...
Posted by Pope Glen on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 02:29:00 PST