serena_2L3gt_2qt - ProfilesArchive

About Me

there is no better place
than the great northwest
hello, my name is Serena. I make really ugly faces and I enjoy making others laugh. I cannot untangle christmas lights to save my life. I enjoy acting out stories with gummy bears. I love umbrellas and ladybug rainboots. I am straightedge and hate when people leave friends behind for drugs. I am straight edge but not to be cool. I do not try to push my morals or beliefs on others, nor do I want others to do so. I think religion is ruining the earth and I believe science is the only answer. Meat is murder but not just because Morrissey says so. I have taken a new vow of vegetarianism, I am trying my hardest. I believe Dr. Drew Pinsky is incredibly intelligent and I wish there were more people in the world like him. Many people give me shit and think that I'm ridiculous for looking up to him as I do. What people don't seem to realize, is that he is a Board certified physician. It's really not a bad thing to look up to a man of science and rationale. I am attracted to both males and females but I am disgusted by genitalia. I am not a lesbian but everybody seems to think so. I have never had a job and cannot do many things without my mommy. I enjoy making art but I am not that creative or talented. I do not think people who don't do anything with their life should complain. I spend quite a bit of time on myspace but loathe it with great passion. According to myspace, I have been 17 for three years. I think music is taking a turn for the worst but also the best. You lose friends and you gain friends. It's a bummer but that's life. One can only grow. Family is forever. Lil' Jon is a genius but Eminem sucks. Stop living for God and live for the earth. Save it while you can.
"'That government is best which governs least'"
"But, to speak practically and as a citizen, unlike those who call themselves no-government men, I ask for, not at once no government, but at once a better government."
things i am afriad of: fucking snakes
open heights
touching birds
touching reptiles/amphibians
touching fish
touching anything that lives underwater
boats
islands
large bodies of water
flying
the dark
global warming
I also have this large fear of Jason. You know from Friday the 13th. Yeah its ridiculous, he's fucking fictional. But I'm afraid that like, one day I will just open my eyes and he'll be staring down at me and BOOM! He'll cut my fucking head off. oOr I will turn on the lights and there he'll be, fucking staring at me and WHAAAAACK!! He'll cut my fucking body in half.
things i want to be when i grow up: crime scene investigator
detective of the special victim's unit
an MC
a dinosaur
the president of the united states
animal cop
a published author
superhero
a baker
mortician
photographer
fucking billionaire for doing nothing
the queen of fucking england.

My Interests

I LYKE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME
Braaaaains
Music
Vinyl
Vampires
Zombies
Braaaaains
Ghouls
Dead People
Tattoos
Piercings
Art
Braaaaains
Painting
Baking
Pin-up girls
Braaaaains
Dancing
The 80's
UNO
Baseball
Braaaaains
Comic Books
Photography
Vegetarianism
Braaaaains
Anything Vintage
Dying my hair
Religion
Cemeteries
Animals
Braaaaains
Old/Classic cars

I'd like to meet:

your mother, whoever invented the sweater, my zombie grandparents, the fetus you have growing in your rectum, whoever invented the candle, Ben Franklin, zombie Lincoln, zombie Jezuz, Hitler [so my jew loving ass can kick his face in.] Tim Burton, an alien, and a vampire.

THE AQUABATS

Music:

pretty much anything.
as long as it sounds good.

hardcore
metal
hairmetal
death metal
indie/alternative
anything 80's
psychobilly
rockabilly
ska
old school rap
rap [some of it]
hip-hop [some of it]
old school punk
a dash of "new punk"
swing
blues
old style country
old boy bands
anything 30's/40's
tunes from disney movies

Movies:

Titanic
Across The Universe
Six String Samurai
Basketball Diaries
American History X
Grease
The 5th Element
Dawn of the Dead
Grindhouse
Clockwork Orange
The Craft
Pulp Fiction
Mars Attacks
Snakes On A Plane
Fern Gully: The Last Rainforest
SSI:SexSquadInvestigators
Addam's Family
Saw I II & III
The Blues Brothers
Rocky Horror Picture Show
Pirates of the Carribean 1&2
Bound
The Great Rock 'N' Roll Swindle
Walk the Line
Wayne's World
Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters
Night of the Living Dead
Cry Baby
Cabaret
Help! [the beatles movie]
SLC Punk
The Princess Bride
Star Wars
Child's Play 12&3
Bride of Chucky
Nightmare Before Christmas
Edward Scissorhands
Sleepy Hollow
TransAmerica
The Lion King
The Little Mermaid
Kiki's Delivery Service
old disney moviesps. i cry in like, every movie. gah.

Books:

The Perks of Being a Wallflower Cracked A Long Way Down Twilight New Moon Eclipse Ashes of Roses Rotten [the john lydon auto-bio] Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Philosophy of Punk Everybody Poops Go Dog Go

Heroes:

my sisterLT Ehren Watada
Mike Turpin
Sage
DR FUCKING DREW
The Aquabats
DJ Lance Rock!
Bob Ross
Pee Wee Herman
Steve from Blue's Clues
Rainbow Bright

My Blog

this year in music

so I don't know if you've managed to ignore the thing myspace is doing right now. they took a bunch of artists and asked them their top ten record releases, top five live shows, and top five songs of ...
Posted by serena_2L3gt_2qt on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 02:04:00 PST

as the flashes blinded us in the photobooth.

seriously, no one will find these funny.but victoria and I find them ridiculously fucking hilarious.oh, photo booth.:]]Victoria Puddle Duck and Matilda Frostwinkle present:...
Posted by serena_2L3gt_2qt on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 01:48:00 PST

we all need somebody to lean on

I really could not live without my friends. I don't have many. Definitely not too many close ones. and some of the closest of friends have changed so much. Despite that, I still really care about my f...
Posted by serena_2L3gt_2qt on Sat, 01 Dec 2007 12:10:00 PST

a lack of color

have you ever been in a truck with your dad?speeding down the highway.him taking you home."you're almost 17. almost an adult.""yeah.""so uh, almost being an adult, how would you feel about having a li...
Posted by serena_2L3gt_2qt on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 10:47:00 PST

hopes shall remain so

i really really really really really really really really really REALLYtimes infinityhope we get lots of snow this winter.i love snow.like.a lot.so so so so so much.i love it.and by snow,i mean GOOD s...
Posted by serena_2L3gt_2qt on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 11:12:00 PST

things change

so basically,my life has changed drastically.well not really that drastic.but it has still changed.the friends around me have come and gone.and changed so much.some people have left my life.and some p...
Posted by serena_2L3gt_2qt on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 03:55:00 PST

give peace a chance.

so i've been feeling really emotional for a while.not just sad.but angry.extremely happy.sad.really sad.really up.really angry.i'm starting to really think i need to start talking to someone.i need so...
Posted by serena_2L3gt_2qt on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 04:26:00 PST

[chronicles of] life and death.

so maybe i need a therapist?because i'm feeling pretty fucking depressed.and really low.i feel like a giant piece of shit.nobody cares about me.i fucking hate myself.i'm not cool.i'm certainly not att...
Posted by serena_2L3gt_2qt on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 01:06:00 PST

all the cool kids are doing it.

for one, this is my first blog not centered. two. im so fucking bored, that i'm going to do this. three. fuck it. four. most of these people on this list, either aren't going to read this, or aren't e...
Posted by serena_2L3gt_2qt on Fri, 11 May 2007 12:31:00 PST

and the songs that saved your life.

so um.for christmas i got a journal.from my uncle danny.it was the brand once used by people such and hemingway.i dont really write.and especially not in a journal.[nothing against them]but after a fe...
Posted by serena_2L3gt_2qt on Fri, 04 May 2007 11:29:00 PST