P Real.

Yay:
Music:
- concerts.
- crazy death metal.
- making music.
- random mix CDs.
- Scandinavian music.
- sonic innovators, i.e.:
---* James Brown.
---* Johnny Cash.
---* Trent Reznor.
---* Maynard James Keenan.
---* Fredrik Thordendal.
---* Richard D. James. Not Rick James, but Aphex Twin.
---* Ellen Allien.
- metal.
- funk.
- intelligent dance music.
- electronica with realistic sounding drums.
- drums.
---* blast beats.
---* gravity blasts.
---* polyrhythms.
---* double bass.
---* small snare drums.
---* programming drums / midi.

Clothing / Fashion:
- pinstripes in general
- three-piece suits.
- thrifting.
- colorful clothing.
- clothing in general.
- playing dress-up.
- women's clothing. not in a weird way. seriously.
- eye makeup.

Gormandizing:
- pistachios.
- extra cheese pizza Lunchables.
- vanilla Frappuccinos.
- Vault Cola.
- any sort of snack mix.

Humor:
- People:
---* Mitch Hedberg.
---* Eddie Izzard.
---* John Cleese.
---* Will Ferrell.
---* Steve Carell.
---* Conan O'Brien.
---* Christopher Guest.
---* Kevin Smith.
- non-sequiturs.
- satire.
- The Onion.
- quotes.
- Flight of the Conchords.
- eccentricity / quirkiness.
- obscure references.
- outstanding renditions of The Aristocrats.
- implied humor.
- British humor.

Film:
- foley artistry.
- movies in general.
- bad horror movies.
- the writing talents of Mr. Kevin Smith.
- Japanese horror.
- mockumentaries.

Technology:
- video game nights with friends.
- Dreamcast.
- Xbox.
- random computer parts.
- computer gaming.
- pixel shaders 3.0.
- Splinter Cell.
- midi controller keyboards. (see also: Music)

Attraction:
- making me laugh will get you far.
- ease of conversation.
- hips.
- redheads.
- brunettes.
- feminism.
- nerdy girls.
- confidence.
- humor.
- the ability to speak another language natively or fluently.
- extremes in height.
- natural beauty over processed hotness.
- musicianship.
- a different taste in music than societal norm, and even from my own taste.

Language:
- essays.
- good diction.
- spanish.
- the words "life-changing" and "amazing."
- superlatives.
- well-thought-out rants.

Aesthetics:
- symmetry.
- antisymmetry.
- my old Buick.
- dark colors.
- the combination of red and black.
- pink.
- contrast.
- small fonts.
- typewriter fonts.

Pleasure:
- giving backrubs.
- receiving backrubs.
- the scent of dryer sheets.
- the feeling of being onstage.
- Magic: The Gathering. Yes, I have recently gotten back into it.
- hanging out with my little sisters.

Nay:
Music:
- Psychopathic records, in general.
---* juggaloes.
---* juggalettes.
---* anything with 'jugga' at the beginning that doesn't end in 'water'.
- hatred for Metallica.
---* I only have 2 things against Metallica:
-----.. the fact that they wrote Fade to Black at my age and I can't touch it.
-----.. St. Anger. most notably, Lars's snare drum.

Traits in others:
- elitism.
- creepyness.
- dishonesty.
- pretense.
- self-righteousness.
- extreme conservatism.
- self-pity.

Turnoffs:
- desperation.
- drama.
- cockiness.
- codependency.

I dislike:
- the phrase 'same difference'.
- chauvanism.
- being followed through a full parking lot so somebody can take my spot. - people from Guam. I'm kidding.
- sand in my shoes.
- frustration.
- homophobia.
- clothing with any of the following words:
---* "Angel"
---* "Baby Girl"
---* "Hottie"
---* Anything else of this nature. Stop it.
- pointless Myspace bulletins. This includes any bulletin containing a request for comments or messages.