Probably the funniest thing I have EVER read.... |
A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regularworkout routine.Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a weekof persona...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Oct 2008 15:43:00 GMT |
Secondhand Serenade - Fall For You |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKi125iqnFgGet the ringtone!
Text FALLFORYOU to 71777
$2.49/ringtone, std msg rates may apply. This is an la carte, transactional service. No recurring subscription ch...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 09:12:00 GMT |
Dear Lord |
Dear Lord:Give me the strength to say goodbye. Hold back the tear in my eye.Cure my insomnia so that I may sleep alone. Give me a reason to awake when I've none.Dear Lord:Please help me pace myself. A...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 16:22:00 GMT |
SO Funny! |
HOW TO HANDLE A HUSBANDA couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay , Jamaica . Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would s...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 16:50:00 GMT |
Rules all men should know |
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50 Things Women Want Us To Know! .. END TIPS AND TRICKS TITLE --->
.. START TIPS AND TRICKS --->1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or following sex doesn't count.
2. Real...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Dec 2007 16:49:00 GMT |
Mass Friends :) Thanks Russ! |
Mass-a-chews-it Current mood: excited Category: Friends
FRIENDS:Will stand guard while u take a piss.MASS FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on your ass while you take a piss in the bushes.----...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 08:46:00 GMT |
Scared to death |
OK well Shawn has decided he is going to be Iraq as part of KBR or whatever they are, I am scared to death, I know the money will be good life will be good in 2 years blah blah blah but what the hell...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:47:00 GMT |
I DID IT!! |
So I did it! I finally got my fat ass up a mountian after Mr. Jacob has arrived, We tried 2 weeks ago and Shawn's idea of a good one to start me off on was Tuckermans ravine sooooo needless to s...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 05:30:00 GMT |
UP NORTH |
So today i spent my day with Jacob, doing the chores that I would never have thought me of all people would be doing. We started off to the dump because for some reason we don't have trash men. ...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 00:11:00 GMT |
Angelina’s first day |
So my little girl started kindergarden today She did great, but I was heart broken LOL. She is like a woman of the world now! I have all these crazy thoughts will she graduate? go to colle...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 14:39:00 GMT |
