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Evan

The Evan Meessen Show

About Me

It is an almost universal rule of gentlemen’s clubs that the cocktail waitresses are more fun to talk to, and more apt to fuck customers, than the strippers. They are not as pressed for time, so they will banter more. The limp-dicks that overtip the strippers usually don’t tip the cocktail waitresses at all, so attention to a cocktail waitress will get you much further than attention to a stripper. Plus, they tend not to be high or drunk on duty, whereas strippers are almost always in some altered state, so conversation with them can actually accomplish something. The funniest thing is that they always think they are better than the strippers; in their mind there is a bright line separating them from the women who actually take their clothes off, thus it is usually much easier to get a cocktail waitress to go home with you. Strippers are jaded, abused, used-up; they hate men, and usually for good reason. The cocktail waitresses are far less defensive. They are so used to being ignored or looked through, that when you do pay attention to them, they respond to it. Some innocuous flirting and a good first tip to the waitress gets my friends and me a constant, uninterrupted stream of drinks and a flirtatious hottie hanging around us. Read and learn fellas.I hope my daughters date guys like me.

My Interests

Golfing, snowboarding, watching football, music, Coors Light, Partying, Sleeping.

I'd like to meet:

Women. Beautifully beautiful ones.

Music:

213, Jimi Hendrix, 311, Acceptance, Alice in Chains, Bush, My American Heart, Nirvana, Papa Roach, Pearl Jam, Rage Against the Machine, Saosin, Smashing Pumpkins, Soundgarden, Snoop Dogg, Tool, Trust Company, Thrice, Underoath, The Used

Movies:

Half Baked, Fight Club, Night at the Roxbury, Dumb and Dumber, Matrix, Rounders, Beavis and Butthead do America, Snatch