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BOWER?

jeremybower

About Me

I love to wear mittens and start fights with stray dogs. I collect other peoples receipts from gas station pumps, I have alot of them. I was arrested in Chicago once for mistaken identity. I've been beat up a few times. If something makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds I must assume it's not appropriate. I hate computers, and Panda Bears, I despise any animal who would rather eat than have sex. I work with teenagers with psychiatric problems. This job has increased my bizarre sense of humor ten fold in the last year.

My Interests

Playing sports, hiking, nature, schemimg, skiing, cooking, bars with live music, bars with jukeboxes, bars, anyone's liquor cabinet. Philisophical discussions that never really go anywhere. Drunk writing and drunk dialing. Women with tatoos and piercings, Women with blue eyes, Women with a pulse. Building stuff. Teaching my little sister things that will bug my dad and stepmother(I bought her a drum set for xmas, she is 7.

I'd like to meet:

The ones crazy to live and breath, the shy and reserved with the off the wall sense of humor. People who enjoy hangovers. Anyone with an entertaining story. Exceptions: people lacking in a sense of humor, stay at home. I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

Music:

Unjust Fate. Flogging Molly, Jonny Cash. I don't wanna sound gay but Depeche Mode really does rock. I try to go to a couple of concerts a year.

The Parlor Mob - Can't Keep No Good Boy Down
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M69kV6fXSo

Movies:

I'll watch any movie once. The Big Lebowski

Television:

Care Bears, A-Team, Mall parking lot security cameras.

Books:

Anything by Tim Cahill and Bill Bryson, Life of Pi, Picture of Dorian Grey, The Sneetches

Heroes:

Grinders, Hoagies, Subs, Po Boys, yum yum!

Homeless Guy Pimp My Ride OverHaulin Shopping Cart
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frCwh7h68lU

My Blog

Church

IF GOD RESTED ON THE SEVENTH DAY, why do we bother him on what is historically his day off?  Start bothering God on Wednesdays, he is probably more apt to answer your prayers when he is in the fu...
Posted by BOWER? on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:25:00 PST

Homelessness.

I have noticed a great deal of chubby, and some grotequely fat, homeless people in Denver.  My empathy for these people runs deep.  Every society has homeless people, but only great societie...
Posted by BOWER? on Mon, 14 May 2007 11:20:00 PST

Into the breach.

Everything I have ever learned, known, viewed or experienced leads me to this point.  Beyond this "point" everything will be a memory, but all for the better.  I leave, again, not to st...
Posted by BOWER? on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 03:33:00 PST

Letting Go

Humanity is filled with dumb people who have a deep emotional attachtment towards inanimate objects.  Apparently I am one of them.  Yeah, there are the memories of said objects, the experien...
Posted by BOWER? on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 08:36:00 PST

Fashion No No's.

I love regret,  I need regret.  Regret makes me angry, makes me think, makes me plan my next move. Simply, regret makes me strive for better shit.  If you let regret get the better of y...
Posted by BOWER? on Sun, 28 May 2006 10:58:00 PST

Words that offend me

Words that offend me and why.Succulent- combining the "C" with that "you" sounds very pornographic.  Idealogue- I don't know what it means but it sounds like poo.  Always use "journal" or "d...
Posted by BOWER? on Thu, 18 May 2006 03:13:00 PST

Investing

I have nothing to say and that is the best I can do.  I have attempted to fail at blogging and I have reached that goal.  So I guess I am successful at blogging.  Cynicism is ...
Posted by BOWER? on Thu, 18 May 2006 10:59:00 PST

Sleep

I dream so often, but I never sleep.  I reach these stages of REM for short periods of time and suddenly I am upright, breathing heavy and dissoriented.  There is something about this insomn...
Posted by BOWER? on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 11:05:00 PST

Being young

I want to be a kid forever.  This falling into adulthood is just not for me.  I wish not to take on the resposibilities of the adult tag, not yet.  Maybe someday. I miss the comple...
Posted by BOWER? on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 11:05:00 PST