courage |
Yesterday I did something that stretched my limits as a man. I faced my fears by trying something new.I am NOT a multitasker, yet I, in a moment of reckless abandon, tried pee...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 21:36:00 GMT |
Up Through the Cracks |
I am shuffling through the grayness with the rain on my faceTo do nothing more with my days than to put them to wasteStagnant and static the hours drip byNone so uninspiring or useless as I
In those m...
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 23:28:00 GMT |
Ho ho holes in my face |
Got my wisdom teeth out on Friday. Everyone talked about how they were completely knocked out or dead to the world for a few days after, but I was very aware of what was going on. Either w...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 15:49:00 GMT |
A hearty helping of disappointment for only 11.99 |
So today I took a musical risk and bought the new Saves the Day CD. I like their old stuff so, without listening to it beforehand, I bought it on a whim whilst running an errand at Target.It sucks. ...
Posted by on Sat, 20 May 2006 14:39:00 GMT |
Unity |
Though we may all be from different backgrounds and believe differently about different things, we can all find common ground in the fact that all of our pee smells funny after we eat asparagus.
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 00:11:00 GMT |
Why I am so lame |
For too much of recent memory, whether consciously or subconsciously, I've wanted to be cool. And that's a stupid trap to fall into. I'm sure we all do it. The more we try, the emptier it is.Maybe ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 May 2006 00:36:00 GMT |
Just thinking... |
Bootylicious would be a really gross flavor of bubble gum.
Posted by on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 15:56:00 GMT |
Yet one more great idea (I'm full of them) |
I'm going to invent a time machine so I can go back to the moment right before I paid $8.50 to see "The Hills Have Eyes." Upon arriving, I would promptly and forcefully punch myself in the face....
Posted by on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 23:18:00 GMT |
Another great idea |
I'm going to make a philosophical computer game for kids called "Why in the World is Carmen Sandiego?"
Posted by on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 14:29:00 GMT |
A loss for words |
Your convalescence enables meEven as it weakens meBut when you are healed will you walk with meThrough emerald fields cradling purple flowers?Will you lay beside me in the grassAnd whipser to me?While...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 14:25:00 GMT |
