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I read, cook, listen to bleepy obscure music and spend a lot of time contemplating who would win in a fight between a badger (large rodent, medium sized dog or small bear?) and polyfilla (useful, sticky or good for fumes?) I like BMX (although I suck), being geeky about stuff (films,music,Star Wars,Comics), taking crappy photographs, drinking glider, throwing shapes, falling over, collecting scars (I now have 33 - more of a problem than an interest - just call me Madame Clutz!), talking rubbish, berating stupid people with IQ's so low you have to dig for it and swearing profusely.
many people..Bill Hicks would have been good but seeing as he's pushing up daisies......
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Bleepy techno, punky guitars, bowel loosening bass, kung fu samples and nice gregorian chanting....a brief glance at my iPod shows a selection of Cansei de ser Sexy, Nick Drake, Ricardo Villalobos, Orbital, Blackalicious, Johnny Cash, Erland Oye, Talking Heads, The Breeders, Pixies, Beastie Boys, Bebel Gilberto, Easy Star Allstars, Toots and the Maytals, Akufen, Ben Folds Five, Beck, Bugz in the Attic, Maximo Park, Buzzcocks, Dead Kennedys, Slam, Layo & Bushwacka, Plupm DJ's, Stanton Warriors, Herbaliser, DJ Food, Ninja Tunes in general, Roots Manuva, The Wu, Redman, Lupe Fiasco, Dangermouse, MF Doom, Dizzee Rascal, Curtis Mayfield, Stevie Wonder, Bootsy Collins, Ursula 1000, Sven Vath, The Aloof, Massive Attack, Plastikman, Justin Robertson, Cat stevens, Saian Supa Crew, Se Fire, Frank Zappa, The Clash, Iggy and the Stooges, DJ Shadow, Queen, The Cure, Faith No More, ELO, G Love & Special Sauce,Gangstarr, Hot Chip, Gotan Project, Matthew Herbert, Ian Brown, J Xaverre, Nouvelle Vague, John Tejada, DJ Yoda, Mr Scruff, Klaxons, Kings of Leon, Latryx, Kraftwerk,Minnie Ripperton, Patti Jo, Mark Ronson, Nico, Velvet Underground, The Doors, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles,4 Hero, Nuyorican Soul, Roni Size, Ozomatli, Poets of Rhythm, the Shins, Frou Frou, Smashing Pumpkins, Squarepusher, Aphex Twin, The Specials, Operation Ivy...the list is endless..
Wes Anderson, Jaws, trashy teen angst & anything that does not include pint sized hellspawn called Tom Cruise (although War of the Worlds was OK. Shame he didn't die at the end but you can't have everything!!)World Cinema, Kung Fu (The Prodigal Son is the bomb), Garden State, Amelie, la haine, Donnie Darko, Goodbye Lenin!, The Wicker Man, Tarantino, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, classic 80's kids films.
is Mental chewing gum....but you can't beat the Boosh! Ren & Stimpy, Black Books, Spaced, The Day Today, Brass Eye, Top Gear,ANTM (I am a gaylord), Baywatch and anything about Volcano's.
The Unbearable Lightness of Being - Milan Kundera , The Handmaids Tale - Margaret Attwood, Brother of the More Famous Jack - Barbara Trapido, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas - Hunter S Thompson, His Dark Materials Trilogy - Philip Pullman & Roger Mellies Profanisaurus Rex. Camus,Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Bret Easton Ellis, Sartre, Angela Carter, Shakespeare, William Blake, Keats, Shelley, Hanif Kureshi, Jeanette Winterson, Amy Tan, Milton, Jane Austen, the Brontes, Vikram Seth, Flaubert, Henry James, Evelyn Waugh, Nick Hornby, Sylvia Plath, Dorothy Parker, Tracy Chevalier, JK Rowling, Leo Tolstoy, Ken Kesey, Andre Gide, Joseph heller, Anais Nin, William Burroughs, Edith Wharton..being a few.
Bill Hicks, Jack Kerouac, Frank Zappa, Henry Rollins, Hunter S, Jello Biafra, my mum & Peter Cook.