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ooh sarahcuda

the midget says god i think i just shitted on myself

About Me

nice tits

My Interests

actually, i'm an admiral

I'd like to meet:

everyone involved in the making of this movie....

Music:

wyld stallynz, zack attack, larry david and the hipsters, blues hammer, quadratic, scrantonicity, wyckyd sceptre, wizzard, t.t.o.m.o, hot daddy and the monkey puppets, hot sundae

Movies:

trapped in the closet

Television:

AFV, infomercials, Nick Arcade, KittyCat Man

Books:

books are for nerds. i am not a nerd.

Heroes:

that show sucks

My Blog

if i was an internet predator...

...this would be MY blog... This Internet predator bussness is now become an annoyance, You see Parents Who ignore there children are now Turning the internet world in to a world of scared little smal...
Posted by ooh sarahcuda on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 06:57:00 PST

i am so ashamed

in the twenty years i have been in school ( god, that sounds awful) i have never ever in my whole life ever, ever failed a test. today i did. this is one of the worst feelings ever...
Posted by ooh sarahcuda on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 12:58:00 PST

never again...

never again... do i have to wake up a six in the morning... walk into work and see my boss's ugly fucking face... be told i should be wide awake even though it's still pitch black outside... get ...
Posted by ooh sarahcuda on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 07:39:00 PST

someone sure let me have it!

deleting people from your myspace friends is the new covering up your guilt for telling a bunch of lies and no one caring anymore cuz they all know you're a liar. excuse me, i think i must cry for ano...
Posted by ooh sarahcuda on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 12:08:00 PST

i hate sluts

not to say i haven't done some shit, but fuck, i don't broadcast it like a fucking letter to cosmopolitan magazine. sex in the city ended like 2 years ago and no one thinks your "wacky" adventures are...
Posted by ooh sarahcuda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

could things be any better??!! <3<3

i hate everything. my boy is gone. my apartment is gone. my girl is gone in 2 days. i'm experiencing major abandonment issues. i'm debating whether to take out my frustrations on a bottle of whiskey a...
Posted by ooh sarahcuda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST