"Alcohol extracts unspeakable vengeance on the body. Whole Foods is no longer the name of a grocery store, it's what's in the toilet after I take a shit."
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Favorite Food: Salt (then nacho cheese chalupa)
Favorite Butter/Margarine: I can’t believe it’s not butter light
Favorite TV Show: Aqua Teens/ Arrested Development
Favorite Movie: One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s nest
Favorite Alcohol: Ciroc
Favorite Tequila: Cabo Wabo or Bandalero
Favorite Gin: Bombay Saphire
Favorite Whiskey: Knob Creek
Favorite Beer: Downtown Brown or Grolsh with the crazy bottle
Favorite Rum: Captain Morgan
Favorite Screenwriting Software: FINAL DRAFT!
Favorite Bread: Orowheat
Favorite Clothing store: Goodwill or Banana Republic
Favorite Painter: Monet, then VanGogh
Favorite Painting: Starry Night, maybe
Favorite Journalist: Hunter S. Thompson
Favorite Hunter S. Thompson book: Screwjack and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Favorite Novelist: damn, I don’t know
Favorite Poet: Edgar Allen Poe
Favorite Playwright: Tennesse Williams or Arthur Miller
Favorite Sculptor: Michelangelo
Favorite Ninja Turtle: Michelangelo
Favorite Sculpture: La Pieta
Favorite smell: Gasoline
Favorite sound: Ice in a glass (even though I hate ice)
Favorie philosopher: Plato, then Descartes
Favorite director: Milos Forman
Favorite screenwriter: Alfred Hitchcock, Harold Ramous, David Mamet, Quentin Tarantino (till 1994), Shane Black, Eric Roth, William Shakespeare, and Erik Lynch
Favorite person: Me
Things I hate:
Ice cream, bad drivers, taking showers, wasabi, ginger, the wind, my house, scum of the earth people including: Meter maids/ticketers in general, actors, frat boys, fat people, film students at SFS, UCSF, or USC, Hollywood bar scene posers who are constantly looking over their shoulder like fucking Michael Bay is going to walk in and discover them at any moment, people that use the word, “abroad,†tow truck drivers (not the AAA kind, the evil kind), people that refer to sex as, “the sex,†and FUCKING PEOPLE WHO OFFER YOU DINNER AT THEIR HOUSE AND DON’T OFFER YOU ANYTHING TO DRINK AND THEY EAT THE WHOLE FUCKING DRY ASS DINNER WITHOUT TAKING A SIP OF ANYTHING YOU PEOPLE ARE FREAKS AT LEAST GIVE ME TAP WATER YOU BITCHES DRINK SOMETHING WITH YOUR MEAL WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? HOW CAN YOU JUST EAT A WHOLE MEAL WITHOUT FUCKING DRINKING ANYTHING I WANT TO FUCKING PUNCH YOU. And what I hate most of all: the sound of my dad chewing.
